early morning

2 hours after you wake up. No mater what time you woke up.



Early morning freak
A person, Usually with insomnia, Who stays awake all night into early morning and sleeps the day away. Usually teenagers or somebody under 20. You can become an early morning freak if:
You have insomnia

Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress
Example:
*Playing minecraft*
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)


early morning hentai
Action of squirting in front of naked anime characters. This is obviously done after waking up in the early morning.
Example:
After a hard suffering sleep of 3 hours, because I was playing some hardcore cs last night, and I have work in 30 minutes, I shall do some early morning hentai for boost-up my moral. Squirt squirt :)


Early Morning-ing
the continuation of "late-nighting;" the act of waking up hungover among a large group of friends, usually co-ed, in various beds and couches... then the group proceeds to go eat an unhealthy, delicious breakfast, watch hilariously terrible movies on demand, and review digital cameras for evidence and stories from the night before

(may include morning discoveries of half-consumed food, half-smoked bowls, and half-hearted hook ups - depending on the night)
Example:
Friend: "Hey, why weren't you in class this morning?"

Girl: "Oh, I woke up at the Green House, so we all just laid around early morning-ing...watching "John Tucker Must Die" and eating egg McMuffins... the usual."

Friend: "Man, I'm jealous! I made it home last night.. bummer."


early morning shit
A shit that you have to take less than 15 mins after arriving to work. Alot of times it can get you in trouble with the boss because they have no idea where the hell you are.
Example:
Barbara: Have you seen Jenny this morning?
Jay: No I haven't. Have you checked the bathroom yet? She could be taking an early morning shit.
Barbara: God damnit!


Early Morning Dip
When a male awaken's before he's spouse, supporting a large erection. decides to penetrate the mrs while she quietly slumbers.
Example:
Tom - "Aww man, i woke up this morning supporting a dirty big horn, so i went for an early morning dip!"
Darren - " Nice one, did you give her the Ninja Bukkake treatment too!?"
Mark - "Tom!, you're a sick fucking Gooch Goblin!"


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