easton

A sweet, charming, adorable, smart, funny, incredibly gifted child. Also the name of a famous sports brand. Derieved from the words east and on. East- the right direction. On-do i really need to tell you? Yes this name is most commonly for white boys.



Easton
Easton is a sweet guy who can be shy or awkward at first but once he warms up to you he becomes your best friend. He loves playing video games and making people laugh. He will always be there for you and he makes a very good boyfriend. He loves old music but is always down for listening to rap music or singing along even though he doesn't know the words. He loves watching or playing sports and is very caring for his family and has his priorities straight.
Example:
Oh Easton? He's a great guy!
I had the best time with Easton last night!


Easton
The hottest,thicccccccest,sexy’st person you will ever see. He is also extremely gifted and althetic. He has rock hard abs and is great at dancing. He’s comedic and has stupid freinds especially 1 @ty_mouse. all in all Easton will be the most perfect person you’ll ever meet
Example:
That guy is thicccc,hot,sexy,and has rock hard abs
It’s an Easton


Easton
A rich wanna-be farm town in fairfield county. Quite possibly the whitest place on earth. Characterized by cows, lots of trees, roads that are only wide enough for one car to pass at a time, two stores, mansions, expensive cars, and farms.

Kids usually engage in excessive drinking (beruit is a common game) and drugs because there is nothing else better to do (entering freshmen from this town can usually drink college seniors under the table).

Also, the weekend day trip destination for rich parents, usually wearing pastel polos, with little kids from more populated areas of Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts who go to "farms" in this town to pick fruit, chop christmas trees, and go on hay rides because they think this is the outdoors.

To be eligible to live in Easton, you need at least three of the following:
1. Drive a Jeep, volkswagon, BMW, Mercedes, lexus, or land rover.
2. Own a house costing at least 1 mil.
3. Listen to dave matthews or some jam band.
4. Be able to drive over 60mph on 10 foot wide roads.
5. Have mexicans do landscaping.
6. Drink excessivly or do some form of drugs.
Example:
"Hey where do you live?"
"Easton"
"Did you hear about that cocain bust in middle school?"


Easton
Easton is a very hung man. When he plays baseball, his peen becomes very hung. It hangs out of his shorts sometimes. Easton is the literal definition of hung peen.
Example:
Dude, I have an Easton.


Easton
A very small town in Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the United States where about 99% of the people are Caucasian (unless they are a Gupta, Bletsas, or Costa) and do a lot of drugs. There is absolutely nothing to do here so unless you are traveling to another town for movies/mall/etc. you are probably partying in a field somewhere or smoking pot in your house watching the tube. This is a town where 10 year olds have cell phones, 16 year olds are given BMWs and Mercedes as their first cars, the drinking age is practically 13, houses are at the very least a million bucks, and one of the easiest places to find drugs. After high school, most of your friends are from Redding, and you probably won't stay in touch with too many in the span of your life because everyone moves the fuck out because of the rising taxes and expenses.
Don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful place with giant houses and friendly people...friendly if you have a Coach purse and shop at Abercrombie and Fitch. Stepford wives and pristine children, welcome to Easton!
Example:
"Hey, is anything going on in Easton tonight?"
"No..let's go to Huntington Park or the Pane Open Space!"
"Alright, who's going to Brewster for a beer run?"

"We took a stretch hummer to prom!"
"We took my friends stretch limo that her family OWNS"

"Mr. Norris is so heady"


Easton
Home of the country's dumbest government system ever. Full of a bunch of pussies who over charge you in taxes so that they can save the trees. You may also know it for its tendency to have a retarded school system where the administration are a bunch of fags when it comes to suspending a student. People often nickname it the wannabe Greenwich Country Club or that place where a bunch of people go to waste their money on their kids thinking the school system is good. The only store in the town gives a new definition to rathole. The only good part about Easton is that it has numerous exits to get out. Kids there think they're black and dress up to a laxer style attire. Many of them would rather live and die in Bridgeport than ever set foot in Easton.
Example:
Student: I will stab you with a knife (pretending to teacher)
Male Teacher: Ugh! Oh my gosh he's gonna murder me! Police! Police! I'm going to press charges. Always in the town of Easton!
Principal:Jokingly saying that you'll stab someone violates our policies, that will be a 1 month suspension.

Principal: We called you in here because you... Do you know what you did?
Student: Uhhh...
Principal: We called you in because you logged onto someone else's account which violates our acceptable use policy. That means you're expelled.


Easton
A town where emo kids rule, "ghetto" (i use qoutations marks becuase the only ghetto in easton is behind the Easton Village store, where all the druggies get their fix)and there are more white kids than a Blink 182 concert. In fact, white kids make up about 95% of the population. The only asian kids are either wiggers or..well, wiggers. Definined by small roads, nice cars, druggies, emo kids, and nothing to do (which is why there are so many druggies). But im Sure as hell not saying all the kids are druggies...just most of them. Kids that arent preps or emo are far and few between. People wearing over 200 dollars worth of clothes at one time is not uncommon, and niether are having taxes that cost more than some inner city houses. Games of public 'ruit is not unusual. Hell, the PTA may even sponser a game now and then. By 7th grade, many kids can down an entire bottle of vodka without even flinching. Dont get me wrong, its a beatiful town..that is, if you dont get smashed on your way into town by an Escalade going a buck twenty on a road that could be mistaken for a paved hiking path.
Example:
"Wow, that medow seems sure pretty, minus the smashed beer bottles and the eleven passed out middle schoolers! Arent you glad we moved to easton?"


Easton
Easton is a boy, he’s very caring, cute and nice. Don’t break his heart because he doesn’t deserve it. He deserves the world and more if you find Easton take him he is perfect and very athletic and never gives up he’ll also find a way to get through anything
Example:
Easton~ cute, nice, funny, stupid, athletic (however you’re ilysm)


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