eat my shorts

another way to say kiss my ass or suck my dick



eat my shorts
to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'
Example:
idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'


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Eat My Shorts
A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.
Example:
Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''


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Eat My Shorts
Bart is pissed off and did a sick dis on ya.

He goes now.
Skate Bored.
Example:
Bro: Haha, Bart you stinky poo.
Bart: Eat My Shorts!
Bro: OH SHIT! *dies*


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