election
by Grinning Cat on Oct 23, 2007 14:47:39
Example:
"The
turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of
eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"
election
by cheese toastie with pickles on Oct 05, 2021 02:34:11
humorous misspelling of "erection" that got
memed into a real thing as a joke, but it's no longer funny. People try very hard to rise up to the top, then whoever wins at these "
dick measuring contests" will usually screw us over and
make a mess. Some weirdos like to watch them come and win
Example:
this election is painful to watch, these
dickheads are really
overcompensating with their
absurd promises of growth, as if they'll be able to deliver
election
by DrIdiot on Sep 01, 2004 09:30:23
A system where two people that represent
the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.
election
by Big Bad Mark on Jan 31, 2005 16:08:55
A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public
teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by
weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a
piranha tank, and chronic
voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...
Example:
Person 1: Dude, did you watch the election coverage?
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.
Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up
this man's medication at once! He's delusional.
Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4:
Fuck off and die,
leech scum!