Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play

a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small

Something faster than paper mail and slower than IM. Has a 56% chance of making you cry inside.

A common tool used by Nigerians to acquire the bank account numbers of gullible Americans and Europeans.

Electronic mail, often abbreviated to e-mail, email, or simply mail, is a store-and-forward method of writing, sending, receiving and saving messages over electronic communication systems. The term "email" (as a noun or verb) applies to the Internet email system based on the Simple Mail Transfer Protocol, to network systems based on other protocols and to various mainframe, minicomputer or intranet systems allowing users within one organization to send messages to each other in support of workgroup collaboration. Intranet systems may be based on proprietary protocols supported by a particular systems vendor, or on the same protocols used on public networks. Email is often used to deliver bulk unsolicited messages, or "spam", but filter programs exist which can automatically block, quarantine or delete some or most of these, depending on the situation.

A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.

a system of world-wide electronic communication in which a computer user can compose a message at one terminal that is generated at the recipient's terminal when he logs in

*angry birds theme song*
*club penguin dance*

the thing you made when you were 9