Employed
by TheGiant on Nov 19, 2014 04:36:26
When you ask someone if you were "
employed" last night, it typically refers to receiving either a "
handjob" or "blowjob" or some other type of "job" you could
obtain over night.
Example:
Man: "
Yo Dude! Did you get
employed last night?!?"
Dude: "Yeah Man, got an amazing
blowjob last night!"
Employed Hobo
by Dogler on Feb 21, 2014 05:44:27
Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a
quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true
possesions, clothes, tend to be
hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.
Example:
Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from
Mervyn's ten years ago. He
rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even
the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.
over-employed
by WW_BK on Jul 21, 2015 23:37:39
1: An overwhelming amount of work not capable of being performed by one person
2: A position in a company normally occupied by a small army of people, now being performed by
1 or 2 people.
3. Working at a
NYC Startup Example:
"After an
80 hour work week, its
safe to say he is over-employed"
Self Employed Agorist
by SloanDome on Sep 26, 2019 06:10:27
A
self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home
3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating
Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.
Example:
Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day
3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool
side job
Self Employed Agorist -
Side job?