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evasive

Avoiding an object or a subject. Skirting around an issue.

evasion

by entivore on Oct 07, 2003 03:43:52

Avoiding something, especially in an argument.

An accusation used in debates by the childish whenever a person doesn't respond in the exact way desired.

Example:
I'm getting really tired of your constant evasion of my questions.

Evasic

by Lulzy Woots on Nov 26, 2009 16:48:19

Any person who enjoys good literature.

Example:
First it was Cirque de Freak, now it's Harry Potter, he is such an evasic.

Evasion

by ureonmyhitlist on Jan 22, 2010 08:07:52

If you get banned from a game, and you go on to another account while your banned. Just so you can play more.

Example:
I got banned today.

So your evading/Evasion?

Yeah.

evasion

by aut on Apr 06, 2006 23:36:51

No answer is a good answer!

Example:
Avoidance of ones words, to prevent the trapping of lies.
Evasion of girlfriends questions to prevent telling little white lies

evasion

by Anonymous on Sep 05, 2003 19:47:19

Child like temper within a person of a young adult age.
Often known to never let anything go and remain annoyed and upset for a long time over intangable objects

Example:
Your acting like evasion :/

evasive maneuver

by Loxi on Jul 18, 2009 05:35:39

Action taken by a person who spys another person approaching whom he would like to avoid.

Evasive maneuvers include:

1. Ducking down an aisle or into a cubicle to avoid the person.

2. Turning around mid-stride and walking away from the person before he spys you.

3. Making up an elaborate (yet plausible) excuse to get away from the person, i. e. "I really want to chat, but I am late picking up my kids from daycare. It was good seeing you!"

4. Pretending to be engaged in some important act (i.e. a telephone call) so the person is forced to leave your presence.

Example:
Upon seeing the office gossip approach, the clerk begins the evasive maneuver of grabbing a stack of folders and heading toward the file room.

evasive mumbling

by Fat Atheist on Jan 21, 2010 05:31:54

Mumbling the answer to a question in hopes that the questioner won't hear or understand an answer that may get you in trouble.

Example:
When mom asks about that broken plate, you better answer with some evasive mumbling.

Tax evasion

by Destroyer of babies on Oct 11, 2021 02:18:30

An easy way to keep all of the money you have earned

Example:
Jake~ I wonder what things I could do to keep the money I have earned this month.

Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?

Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.

ban evasion

by /b/leach_my_eyes on Apr 26, 2021 16:13:13

The act of bypassing your ban from a site, which usually leads to you getting banned from that site again because the janitors are too dumb to realize that dynamic IPs are a thing.

Example:
XxFuckYourMomXx was banned for ban evasion.

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