even steven
(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and
equal sexual
exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the
sixty-nine position.
Even Steven
by SuppleMan3000 on Oct 13, 2009 18:58:57
A type of person who can
neither achieve nor fail, in a general sense, in life. When one type of event, either good or bad, happens to the person, another event of the opposite type will happen to
balance out the
person's life.
Even Stevens
by OldSchoolDCfan on Jan 10, 2012 05:54:13
Tween/teen Disney Channel original comedy series, airing from 1999-2003. Staring
Shia LaBeouf (
Disturbia, Transformers) as Louis Stevens & Christy Carlson-Romano (
Kim Possible) as Ren Stevens.
The series centers around Louis & Rens' bickering as brother and sister.
Example:
Do you remember that episode of Even Stevens where The Twitty-Stevens
Connection played a concert on the school
roof?! It was hilarious.
Even Steven
by Andrew & Erik on Jun 11, 2008 23:05:58
When a girls
gut bulges out as far as her boobs; making her
profile even, between their
waist and neck.
Not Even Steven
by hydragyrum on Jan 11, 2005 07:48:00
A phrase used to denyor
reject something during a
dispute or a conversation even though the
recipient's name is not necessarily "Steven".
See also not even
Example:
Jimmy: "
Yo guy, let's get ballin' yo!"
Mike: "Yo Not Even Steven yo! I
gotz to go finishing knitting
my sweater yo!"
Even Steven
by octoberfest86 on Dec 19, 2019 04:02:42
A sociological phenomenon in which your neighbor,
acquaintance, relative, or significant other makes it a special point to ensure that you are responsible for your share of bullshit,
labor, or other unnecessary
hindrance.
Even Steven
by J on Jul 17, 2003 22:20:03
Even Steven
by Anonymous on Jul 21, 2003 18:24:56
A extremely large crap that
duncan took it was bigger thatn his arm. the amazine thing is it was
half green and half brown perfectly
split down the middle
Example:
Dunk that's just
wak. U
fuk up. U need to get yo ass hole rearranged
even the stevens
by Evener of Infinite Stevens on Aug 19, 2011 09:30:45
Example:
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my
stevens."
"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."
"We have an
APB an a serial
castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."