A variation of the phrase " you would ", used in response to an individual's
action that one would presume that individual would typically do anyway.
However, "as expected" is significantly
less annoying than " you would " which makes you want to punch whoever said it
in the face.
Laura: " On the drive home, Shan
and Marcus were totally holding each others' peens
for support in a totally no homo way "
Allen: " As Expected