expert
(1.)Someone Who thinks they knew how to do something but actually just screwed everything up. (2.)Someone who goes into a serious explanation of doing something fairly simple or
unimportant like how to drive a
bumper car. (3.) When something just doesn't work how you want it to. (4.) an Idiot...
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expert
by jahooley on Apr 02, 2009 11:13:43
Example:
adam "don't worry eve I'm an expert"
eve "
lol what; ex, a former
spurt;
a drip under pressure
expert
by B.Dizzle on Apr 27, 2007 05:03:36
Example:
Daily Kos, some dude on the street, the old guy next to you at
your cousin's wedding, the guest "expert" on whatever
talk radio show you're listening to.
expert
by francme on Mar 30, 2020 06:24:08
experticity
by dave_the_thinker on Dec 28, 2017 22:24:23
A word used by non-experts to make themselves sound like an
expert. Has more
syllables than the word expertise, thus
the speaker attempts to sound more intelligent, but usually fails.
Example:
Eddie: "Are you finished yet dude? I have
important things to do like watch
mold grow."
Brandon: "I am trying to share my experticity with you, now that you are a single guy"
Eddie: "I don't get paid enough to have to hear this, go down the hall and share it with Ray."
the expert
by i know the expert on Apr 21, 2005 10:09:15
Example:
"dude i don't like
Dell computers. but i honestly think that enterprise Linux is one important component to a successful
UNIX Migration"
"no its not"
"how would you know? do you think you're kent or something?"
Expert
by Electric Ave on Apr 08, 2020 07:24:38
A person who
learns more and more about less and less until they
know everything about very little—at which point, and in every context—they begin to give opinions and tell everyone what they should or should not do. —D.
Mar
Experting
by Justoldme on Jul 20, 2010 05:47:37
Experting is someone widely recognized as a
reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or
wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished
domain.
Expert
by bittersweet50 on Aug 19, 2009 02:01:34
Example:
Dr Mc Calm an expert on genetically
modified foods and
consultant for the
FDA assures us that these products are safe.
Expert
by mark7979 on Jun 24, 2020 20:22:51
A paid
shill that often goes on television pretending that they know more than everybody else to promote the false agenda of whoever is paying them. Note: they often
sprinkle in facts and figures to confuse the viewer but never give an accurate picture of
the issue being discussed.
Example:
The
climate change expert went on Fox News today to discuss how global warming is totally
not a thing and its
everybody's imagination that its getting hotter and sea levels are rising.