facebooking

Verb - to waste time by browsing TheFaceBook.com.



facebooking
verb - To check your facebook profile, search for something on facebook or use one of its many apps.
Example:
gancho: Dude, put your iPhone away.
make: Hold on a second. I'm facebooking something.
gancho: Don't ever use that as a verb again.
Nada & Lauren: hahahahahaha


facebooking
The act of spreading your butt cheeks over someones face and slamming them closed. Do this in the same way you would slam the face of a book closed while it is resting on its spine.
Example:
"Steve pissed me off, so after my mile long jog I gave him a sweaty/steamy facebooking!"


facebooking
Facebooking- verb; wasting your life away by indulging in the world's largest, most counter productive, mind numbing, and distracting social media platform.

Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.
Example:
Brad won't stop facebooking, this is what caused his divorce, and the fact that he does not remember that he has kids or that he has his own house, but he now has 3,000 "friends" which really means he's lost and alone. God help all who are facebooking, they need rehab.


facebook
A website owned by the CIA used to spy on dumbasses who do all the work for "big brother". Appeals to brainwashed tools who are stupid enought to be concerned with fashion and trend and sports so getting them to fall for facebook and twitter and cellphones isn't that hard.
Example:
Sign up for facebook and let the US government know exactly what you're up to at all times! Remember to use your real name! And get used to all that farming! Once the Bilderbergs take over all you're going to have is dirt.


Facebook
A platform that likes to disable new accounts for no reasons. They're using AI to suspend new accounts for "not following the community guidelines" but actually they never breached any community guidelines. More funny thing is that, when you disagree and follow what they ask you to do, the results are same: accounts are disabled.
Example:
A: My Facebook account was disabled without any reasons!
B: Actually Facebook loves to do that... so that's why you shouldn't do Facebook.


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