fairweather
A dude that thinks the way to a womans heart is to follow them around like some kind of pathetic emotionally attached
lapdog, then when they become friends with him proceed to try his own version of sex, which is a collection of retarded noises/inserting said spasticated hand into their
meat curtain, then blaming all of that on his obvious 'loose screw' then proceeding to follow them around at school wearing his famous
ankle swingers and poking his oversised nose into other peoples business/private areas, which then results in an army of people breaking said nose and he then crawls back on all fours (or as we know it, 'fairweather shuffle') to some other girl which has sympathy for him, then repeats until is murdered.
Fairweathered
by Lexicon Gangsta on Feb 07, 2006 07:39:37
fairweather friend
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant on Jul 29, 2004 13:38:51
Fairweather Johnson
by Crimson X on Oct 17, 2010 22:36:50
Sports Fans who only cheer
for or pay attention to a team when they are winning. Usually likes to be on the winning side of the
coin. Usually looked down upon by serious fans.
Example:
Tony: "I thought you were a Florida Fan?"
Rob: "I was
last year but I think this year
Alabama is
winning and I have always kinda liked them a little better"
Tony: "I didn't know you were such Fairweather Johnson, you suck."
Fairweather Relationship
by raingree on Nov 12, 2007 03:50:24
Someone who is with you when times are good but will
bail or dump you. When times get tough but will
get back with you when times
get good again.
Example:
Evan and King are in a Fairweather Relationship King
dumps Evan when they are having trouble or when things get to hard. And gets him back when things are
smooth again.
Fairweather Friend
by FWF on Sep 23, 2010 11:12:51
Someone who poses as a friend when it
suits them, but are
shady or
shonky at other times.
Example:
After
Mat broke up with my friend, he would act extremely shady all the time, pretending to lose his phone, and pretending not to receive
SMS's. At times there was even no toilet paper, or shit on the walls. He is a
fairweather friend.
fairweather family
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant on Mar 26, 2007 13:53:10
fairweathered friend
by p. pegg on Nov 14, 2005 17:34:13
1. Describes a person who celebrates extensively only the good with one another, then goes into a almost hermit-like state when their friend is doing something thats not generally accepted by the masses.
2. Someone who only is there for the good times and
bails on you for the rough, similar to a
gold digger and a
fairweathered fan.
Example:
My fairweathered friend
Marcus, who will only accept me as an equal in real life and then turns to me as a "
lesser" upon other
peers of his over the internet.
Fairweather Drinker
by Evan T on Sep 27, 2007 02:05:09
Someone who only drinks when it is
the cool thing to do. You can identify a
fairweather by licking your finger and putting it in the air to check
the weather.
fairweather fan
by Milkman14 on Jul 28, 2010 01:38:14
To be a fan of a team only when that team is successful and to not associate with that team during
unsuccessful periods.
Most often the term is used incorrectly to describe a fan who is extremely
critical of their team during unsuccessful periods.
Example:
Wow, Bill really is a fairweather fan. He won't even talk about
baseball now that the
Tigers are
losing.