farewell

n. to say goodbye forever-a conventional expression used at leave-taking or parting with people and at the loss or rejection of things or ideas



Farewell
A kickass pop punk band hailing from North Carolina who are Influenced by bands like Alkaline Trio, Green Day and Jawbreaker.
Their first, and as of right now, only full length album is titled "Isn't This Supposed To Be Fun!?" is definitely worth giving a listen to.
Example:
1. Hey Heather, I'm lost in your letters. Together, we can find something better. - Hey Heather

2. Me: Dude did you check out Farewell?
Dude: No I haven't.
Me: Well you should, cause they're really good.


Wello Farewell
When someone goes out of their way to brag about their holidays or their current idyllic location just so as to get kicked out of a group chat
Example:
Wello ' Hope you guys are enjoying work, I am currently in Fiji'
Admin - 'Thanks for the Wello farewell, bye...' group chat>


Dutch Farewell
When you knock a girl on the head with your wooden shoe after or while having sex with her. This is often done by drunk Dutch guys who realize, when starting to sober up, what the girl actually looks like.

The tap on the head will leave her unconscious or at the very least dazed and confused, hereby buying the guy enough time to make a quick and quiet escape. In addition, the guy will leave the clog on the bed next to her so that she has something to remember him by.

When the roles are reversed the name for this scenario is commonly known as Clog Knockout. In reference to the shoe as well as the girl that was obviously out of the guy's league.
Example:
Male: Dude! Why didn't you warn me when I took that monster home! Now I just had to give her a Dutch Farewell when I was able to see in 3D again and noticed how fugly she was!!
Damn! That Dutch supermodel that I picked up yesterday gave me a Clog Knockout when she realized what I looked like. Well that will teach not to try and get girls that far out of my league...

Female: OMG!! I was feeling so great doing that gorgeous guy yesterday! To bad that when he sobered up and looked me in the face, he immediately gave me a Dutch Farewell...
I can't believe I let that ugly monkey take me home yesterday!! I really need to stop drinking so damn much! Thank God I sobered up and gave him a Clog Knockout before he got my pants down!!


Jamaican Farewell
The act of suddenly and quietly leaving a group of friends after smoking weed and getting too high.

Similar to the Irish Goodbye, but derives from a sense of paranoia and feeling uncomfortable in the current environment rather than being too drunk.
Example:
"Sorry I pulled a Jamaican Farewell last night, those herbs made me paranoid."

"I couldn't handle when your Dad came outside and talked to us. I had no choice but to Jamaican Farewell."

Cheech: "What happened to you last night Chong?"

Chong: "Man, I had to pull a Jamaican Farewell man. That weed got me too stoned."


Russian farewell
An aggressive handjob that results in the receiving male partner's member being torn off. Also known as a German greeting.
Example:
"She rubbed me so hard, I almost got the ol' Russian farewell."


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