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fat friends

A girl or guy you keep around to make yourself appear more attractive. They usually have some outstanding quality like humor that makes them worth having around.

Fat Friends

by WackyJoe on Feb 10, 2010 02:15:07

The best way to refer to your wife's friends.

Example:
I could have gone to the Super Bowl if it weren't for you and your fat friends.

Fat Friend

by UpYourKilt on Aug 28, 2011 20:10:51

A grossly overweight and bitter young woman who finds a social outlet by becoming “Best Friends” with a much more attractive girl then manipulating and ultimately controlling her life to live through her.

Extremely hostile to most of her attractive friend’s friends and especially all of her boyfriends. Will interfere constantly with the view to splitting them up by any means necessary.

Will constantly “Feed” her victim until she’s approaching the same weight category and level of unattractiveness.

Example:
Dave: "She was alright, that bird. You slipped up there, Jim."

Jim: "Wan't my fault, Dave. It was her fat friend sticking her oar in."

fat friend

by AdolescentWit on Jun 22, 2009 13:45:34

The obese/chubby friend of a hot male or female that can always miraculously keep them out of a relationship with you. The best thing to do with them is to friend them, then start a relationship up with your target. Afterward, do something that will cause the fat friend to split up with your lover, so that there will be no more of her/him.

Example:
Dave: My god man, that woman is soo hot. The things I'd do to her...
Jason: Good luck, man. Her fat friend always pulls her outta here before you can do anything.

fat friend theory

by jmobley on Oct 05, 2006 10:28:53

the theory that states all hot chicks have a fat friend. also see wingman

Example:
the fat friend theory is almost always true.

big fat friend

by Mufasa25 on Oct 02, 2008 08:34:59

The fat, ugly girl who hangs out with a group of very attractive women. The big fat friend is a notorious cock block and will do whatevr she can to prevent you from sleeping with her friends. Her biggest weakness is the non-discriminating wingman who will sleep with anyone.

Example:
I was macking on this girl, but her big fat friend wouldn't leave us alone.

Big Fat Friend

by Killleera7x on Dec 24, 2008 06:42:26

Usually a female friend of your girlfriend. You HAVE to get on with her for the sake of your relationship but she doesn't make it easy! She'll make sarcy comments, Make fun of you and demand to be everywhere that you and your girlfriend go.

Listen to "Big Fat Friend by Stephen Lynch" for more info :P

Example:
Guy 1: Oh hey did you end up getting with Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Nah her Big Fat Friend was there the whole night, Wouldn't fucking leave man

Guy 1: That sucks, just bring her a picnic basket next time!

Fat Friend Appreciation Day

by Jimmycrocker on Mar 15, 2022 01:47:37

On March 31, we all take time to appreciate our plus sized friend we have.

Example:
Hey Don, its March 31, so let me take ur fat ass out to eat for Fat Friend Appreciation Day

National Fat Friend Day

by Mikethegreat3 on Nov 12, 2022 01:04:08

National Fat friend day where you celebrate ur big friend. Get them lots of food to fill there large bellies.

Example:
National Fat Friend day = celebrate your fat friend

fat hater friend

by theunknowngl on Oct 17, 2004 09:06:14

1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.

Example:
I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!

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