fat kid Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

fat kid

a dude who plays fortnite and eats chips

fat kid

by b&byc&kes on Jul 22, 2017 11:13:55

To overindulge in a thing or activity until officially unhealthy by medical or psychological standards.

Example:
Brian enjoyed heavy metal so much in his youth that he fat kidded his ears for life.
Dave watched so much porn that he literally fat kidded himself into erectile dysfunction.

fat kid

by i used to work in chicago on Mar 31, 2008 23:40:18

Any person who, regardless of age, sex or stature, adores food with every fiber of their being. Note that being a fat kid does not imply anything about a person's weight; it is purely a state of mind.

Certain moments and activities can be categorized as Fat Kid Moments and/or Activities. Examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of Ben&Jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; assuming other people's food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.

Example:
"So...you going back for thirds, too?"
"Um, obviously. Haha omg we're such fat kids."

"Dude I'm such the fat kid...Everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and I was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job."

"Hey, did you read that article on Mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?"
"Mmm...Mexican food."

fat kid

by Jawberry & Admiral Obvious on Jan 05, 2009 05:46:18

(verb) To upend a container with the express intent of finishing whatever remains (commonly crumbs), often in rapid and definitive fashion, regardless of the weight or appearance of the individual.

Example:
usage: to "fat kid" the chips

When no finger-sized Doritos remained, Marc proceeded to fat kid the rest of the bag, oblivious of the horrified glares from those around him.

Fat Kidded

by Wad3 on Mar 17, 2008 15:01:52

When one is socially shunned by various groups of peers. This parallels the "fat kid" that no one ever wanted on their kick ball team in elementary school.

Example:
Wade: "Haha, matt was pwnd! No one wanted him in their group."
John: "He was totally fat kidded."

Fat Kid

by not the fat kid. on Oct 09, 2008 22:23:57

always gets picked last.

Example:
Coach: Jackson to the blue team...
Coach: That's everyone, right?
Fat Kid: I'm still here...
Coach: Yeah, you, fat kid, red team.

Fat Kid

by my dog has no nose on Apr 02, 2008 12:03:23

Fat Kid

by G-Union on May 13, 2003 03:26:55

Loves Cake

Example:
...I luv ya like a fat kid luv cake, you know my style. I'll do anything to make ya smile!

Fat Kid

by EpicMan11232 on May 25, 2019 10:18:30

Fat Kids are (as the name suggests) fat. They play Fortnite and eat chips in their rooms all day, and have no friends.

They are extremely lazy, and most of the time don’t realize how fat they are. Fat kids like to avoid sports. One example of a fat kid is me. I have no life, and spend my time writing fucking retarded posts on Urban Dictionary.

Why I say this is if you were to look at me, you’d think “Holy shit he’s so fat”. And I don’t blame you for it. In fact, I implore you to think stuff like that. You see, when you’re the fat kid, you take pride in your gigantic thighs and your large shins that jiggle as you walk. You take pride in your double chins that become even more noticable when you make literally any facial impression at all. You take pride in your man boobs and your belly that gets the shirt stuck onto it, and all your fat rolls and waves that form in your belly whenever you move show perfectly. You take pride in your huge ass that flops from side to side as you run.

Because you see, I’m a fat kid. And I’m proud to be a fucking lazy ass bitch who’s fat ass just keeps growing and growing and his massive wavelike belly just keeps growing and growing and his entire fucking awesome body just keeps getting bigger and bigger until you get all the attraction you so desire in school, in public, and even other amazing fat kids that you can befriend.

Be proud of who you are, because everyone’s fucking amazing. 😎

Example:
Dude 1: Hey, look at fat ass over there.

Dude 2: What about him?

Dude 1: Watch this...

*Dude 1 walks over to me*

Dude 1: Yooo! Nice shirt.

Me: Thanks.

Dude 1: How much did it cost?

Me: Well, it costed a lot because my huge fat belly is just too huge and awesome to try to cover up.

Dude 1: ...

*I slap my belly and it jiggles a lot*

*Dude 1 walks away*

Dude 1: He’s such an awesome fat kid..

Dude 2: Yep.

(TRUE STORY XD)

Fat Kid

by malcolm jones on May 24, 2008 11:35:44

a person that is either on the offensive or defensive line in football

Example:
Those damn fat kids can't block at all.

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