fecal matter

Something or someone associated in some way with feces.



fecal matter
Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.
Example:
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.


fecal matter
A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus
Example:
After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom


fecal matter
The name of the band Kurt Cobain (later in Nirvana) and Dale Crover (from The Melvins)created before Nirvana in 1985. Created the song Spank Thru and is found on the Nirvana Sliver: Best of the Box set album.
Example:
Fecal Matter is sweet


fecal matter
A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.
Example:
Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.


Fecal Matter
1.Another word for Shit,poop,or doo-doo.
2.Or also comes with a song.
Example:
1."Dude You Smell Like Fecal Matter!"
2."Fecal Matter on the Floor, Fecal Matter on the Wall, Fecal Matter in my pants as i do the Fecal Dance."
(Crouch Down and act like takin a Shit)


Bovine Fecal Matter
Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.
Example:
Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."


Latest Searches

who you, channels, Assholes, fione, Oregon, Wanna, athletic, That hoe, new Country, text screen, skeezy, bros, elon university, Delena, fingered, aye, leukemia, nuts on, a sweet, Open your mouth, Terrific, Whats Up, the Eagles, the ski, previously, Frequency Burn, the sex, Yellow, flexable, good ass, fowl play, rayne summers, Al Bhed, robbed It, cooched, mf, double date, marching band, ominously, \" result \", lacoste, ticker, vigina, armpits, comedian, pipe dream, ass you, nice rack, Oh no, daze, Derogatory, seconds, The excuse, that Good Good, skimming, make plans, lower moreland, Ibon, Hot asf, humor, Machinist, Gee, The boy, very busy, imitate, t rex, wot, brainspin, rebuild, Webster, sarcastically, George, in the end, specialization, very ugly, spewed, full blown, a good time, bum nut, not safe, smart person, the company, to party, trolley dolly, hairy vagina, ago, you idiot, WERE FUCKED, GAHH, the means, breasts, run out, genits, Aussie, marajuana, bummy, kills, hand, the hands, Mitt Romney, Hitting, tactics, love u, utter, she goin, Let loose, doomed, broke out, coty, GURTRUDE, a potato, nervous, the act, I know, I know, mid-twenties, slade, tyler, cout, hold on, side by side, beagle, definiton, mud, Where the hell am I, Late Night TV, bo staff, Butt on Butt, sister, energy drink, new age, my sunshine, little eye, feltcher, npc, geezer, bratty, Greeks, Sh, Samuel Owens, argue, doing time, amas, schoolboy, false, fart you, your boys, AS FUCK, racist, vato, stylus, safe space, buddy, kindess, Native American, the Native American, Boules, this is dumb, shum, cosmo kramer, lord tunderin jesus, loop it, jesse mccartney, please, 8======, Pass, money, Nuke, microsoft nicknames, Loll, cruise, the last five years, Bach, true man, ride, geared, just the two of us, penélope cruz, view, Fandom imperialist, Selects, Rover, The catch, embellish, Dominican Republic, term of endearment, ratio, Virginia Beach, Starbucks, Set and setting, upset, Post-op, the highway, BDE, fact of the matter, a rap, Hwa byung, word]word[word, Jon Jones, netflix and chill, vulgar, fecal matter, who you, channels, Assholes, fione, Oregon, Wanna, athletic, That hoe, new Country, text screen, skeezy, bros, elon university, Delena, fingered, aye, leukemia, nuts on, a sweet, Open your mouth, Terrific, Whats Up, the Eagles, the ski, previously, Frequency Burn, the sex, Yellow, flexable, good ass, fowl play, rayne summers, Al Bhed, robbed It, cooched, mf, double date, marching band, ominously, \" result \", lacoste, ticker, vigina, armpits, comedian, pipe dream, ass you, nice rack, Oh no, daze, Derogatory, seconds, The excuse, that Good Good, skimming, make plans, lower moreland, Ibon, Hot asf, humor, Machinist, Gee, The boy, very busy, imitate, t rex, wot, brainspin, rebuild, Webster, sarcastically, George, in the end, specialization, very ugly, spewed, full blown, a good time, bum nut, not safe, smart person, the company, to party, trolley dolly, hairy vagina, ago, you idiot, WERE FUCKED, GAHH, the means, breasts, run out, genits, Aussie, marajuana, bummy, kills, hand, the hands, Mitt Romney, Hitting, tactics, love u, utter, she goin, Let loose, doomed, broke out, coty, GURTRUDE, a potato, nervous, the act, I know, I know, mid-twenties, slade, tyler, cout, hold on, side by side, beagle, definiton, mud, Where the hell am I, Late Night TV, bo staff, Butt on Butt, sister, energy drink, new age, my sunshine, little eye, feltcher, npc, geezer, bratty, Greeks, Sh, Samuel Owens, argue, doing time, amas, schoolboy, false, fart you, your boys, AS FUCK, racist, vato, stylus, safe space, buddy, kindess, Native American, the Native American, Boules, this is dumb, shum, cosmo kramer, lord tunderin jesus, loop it, jesse mccartney, please, 8======, Pass, money, Nuke, microsoft nicknames, Loll, cruise, the last five years, Bach, true man, ride, geared, just the two of us, penélope cruz, view, Fandom imperialist, Selects, Rover, The catch, embellish, Dominican Republic, term of endearment, ratio, Virginia Beach, Starbucks, Set and setting, upset, Post-op, the highway, BDE, fact of the matter, a rap, Hwa byung, word]word[word, Jon Jones, netflix and chill,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!