the ultimate one

fernando is the nicest most caring person ever. fernando is really cute and has the most amazing eyes ever. he has sde but it’s ok because his cute face and great personality. he has the cutest smile and laugh ever and will always be there for you

a hottie and the biggest homo you'll ever meet. his titties are to die for. he’s really gæ but it’s okay. he’s always in his feelings. never call him unless you wanna get ear raped. ladies he’s single so hit him
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almost like a dirty sanchez but instead a person farts into a sock or cloth and asks another person if this rag smells like salsa..the result is devistating!

fernando’s are dick riding assholes that eat any girl out when they get the chance. most fernando’s go for ratchet crabby girls that have stank ass cooches. fernando’s are known to flirt with any girl that wants to ride him. fernando is incapable of a relationship. don’t fuck a fernando their dicks are all uncircumcised.

an ugly bitch ass liar who gaslights women and thinks he’s the funniest motherfucker alive even though he’s about as interesting as plain boiled chicken with no seasoning. Fernandos will typically sneak into your friend group just to ask you out, and you say yes, because you pity the guy. he takes you out on one date and tells the entire school that you’re dating. immediately following, he pays no attention to you whatsoever unless you’re with someone that he knows could jeopardize your “relationship”. you never liked him and you never considered yourself to be dating him, so you can’t exactly “break up” with him, so you sit on it for a month or two, and you decide to tell him, “I don’t want to see you in a romantic way anymore” and he tries to “get back together” with you at least five times. then, a few months later, he hits you up just to start a fight, but you’re not fucking around this time and he pussies out and apologizes. a couple weeks later, you’re hanging out with a friend, and she tells you that he had a girlfriend during the fight. “why do i even care?” you ask yourself after the three hour long talk you just had with yourself at 1 in the morning. you care because you just want to be loved like everyone else. and that’s perfectly fine. i’m here for you. you can’t even be down about him because he’s probably never taken a vitamin in his life and he walks like a virgin. On top of that, he’s probably mean to his parents and he smells like string cheese anyways.

A person who doesn't really fall in love and who ever is the girl that makes him fall she must be the most amazing girl ever. One that he'll never want to let go of

A wonderful boy who if your able to meet will brighten up ur life. He's cute,funny and a supportive friend.

Fernando might not be the tallest man around but he has a big heart and a wonderful sense of humor he seems mean and shy at first but he’ll slowly open up and maybe you’ll start falling for him