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A fib is a lie. Fibs are usually small lies that one tells to impress their friends and co-workers. Fibs usually involve elaborate stories about how the fibber hooked up with some hot girl, beat up some guy, or were someplace that they really were not. Fibbers are usually repeat offenders, and tell fibs often to anyone who will listen. It is best to avoid fibbers and their fib stories. They can chew your ear off for hours, telling fib, after fib, after fib.fib
An acronym for people from the Chicago metro as mentioned in the above definitions, especially when visiting Wisconsin, that properly describes the attitude and character of those people.
If Chicago started with an "I", the rest of Illinios would have the same acronym for people from Chicago. The rest of Illinois views Chicagoans as a plague of locusts on good, honest, hard-working people from outside of the Chicago metro, who suck up all of their resources, right down to their souls, and then cop a FIB attitude towards them when they complain about it.
If Chicago started with an "I", the rest of Illinios would have the same acronym for people from Chicago. The rest of Illinois views Chicagoans as a plague of locusts on good, honest, hard-working people from outside of the Chicago metro, who suck up all of their resources, right down to their souls, and then cop a FIB attitude towards them when they complain about it.
Example:
For an example of the attitude of a FIB, which is the main reason for the nickname, just read what the FIB wrote in definition number 10. This moron has the typical attitude of a FIB, that they are superior human beings to all others in the world, their percieved value of wealth makes them better human beings, and the rest of the world should be saying "thank you" and wiping their asses for gracing it with their presence and money. This guy is worst kind of FIB, and can keep his money in Chicago if that is going to be his attitude.
For an example of the attitude of a FIB, which is the main reason for the nickname, just read what the FIB wrote in definition number 10. This moron has the typical attitude of a FIB, that they are superior human beings to all others in the world, their percieved value of wealth makes them better human beings, and the rest of the world should be saying "thank you" and wiping their asses for gracing it with their presence and money. This guy is worst kind of FIB, and can keep his money in Chicago if that is going to be his attitude.
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Acronym for Fucking Illinois Bastard
Used in the Great Lakes states (except Illinois) to refer to an obnoxious tourist from Illinois, especially from Chicago. See also fish and noiser.
Used in the Great Lakes states (except Illinois) to refer to an obnoxious tourist from Illinois, especially from Chicago. See also fish and noiser.
Example:
I don't want to go to that bar tonight. Its Memorial Day weekend and the place will be overrun with fibs.
I don't want to go to that bar tonight. Its Memorial Day weekend and the place will be overrun with fibs.
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I have had a second home (cabin on a trout stream) in Central Wisconsin for over 30 years. Among my cheesehead friends in the local taverns, I am known as the King Fib. I don't regard it as perjorative; indeed, I am kind of proud.
I have had a second home (cabin on a trout stream) in Central Wisconsin for over 30 years. Among my cheesehead friends in the local taverns, I am known as the King Fib. I don't regard it as perjorative; indeed, I am kind of proud.
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Fucking Illinois Bastard. Common insult if you're from Illinois going to Wisconsin. If you want to piss us off; say our state name with the "s" as that's a common thing in Iowa. The "s" is silent fuckball. Those of you who are writing fanfiction of Early Edition get our accent right, dammit. And don't use the word 'sammich' that's our joke. flatlander is another I heard too, April Derleth was careful not to use either of these terms as she worked with a few out of Chicago.
Example:
I heard this remark thrown at me at cheesehead in Iowa City, Iowa, as he was driving the bus on the University of Iowa campus in 1999, it was the first time I had this thrown at me. I had heard Mason City residents call me greaseball as there's still a lot of Anti-Italian prejudice there. My former boss at the pet store told me that I needed to shed my ethnic inland accent. He heard me call him a cheesehead, as he goes, "let me guess you're a fib, as only those from Chicago will use the term 'cheesehead' as it's chased with the fuck relative."
I heard this remark thrown at me at cheesehead in Iowa City, Iowa, as he was driving the bus on the University of Iowa campus in 1999, it was the first time I had this thrown at me. I had heard Mason City residents call me greaseball as there's still a lot of Anti-Italian prejudice there. My former boss at the pet store told me that I needed to shed my ethnic inland accent. He heard me call him a cheesehead, as he goes, "let me guess you're a fib, as only those from Chicago will use the term 'cheesehead' as it's chased with the fuck relative."
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Verb – to fib. To be harmonically proportionate in face or body features. Fib could also stand for rapid, exponential growth.
Fib is short for Fibonacci Series, a series of numbers (1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34,....) that show constantly in nature and appear to underlie all processes of organic growth.
Fib is short for Fibonacci Series, a series of numbers (1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34,....) that show constantly in nature and appear to underlie all processes of organic growth.
Example:
ex 1: She is not exactly a supermodel but she surely fibs.
ex 2: He is a moron but his career is fibbing.
ex 1: She is not exactly a supermodel but she surely fibs.
ex 2: He is a moron but his career is fibbing.
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Example:
To earn hippie cred, I fibbed about being an actor and even showed him a card which said I was with a local repertory theater.
To earn hippie cred, I fibbed about being an actor and even showed him a card which said I was with a local repertory theater.