Firing Off a Few Rounds
Firing off the skin pistol
Example:
1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.
2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?
1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.
2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?
firing off some knuckle children
Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.
Example:
Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.
Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.
firing off some ass missels
when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.
Example:
oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels
oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels
fire one off
To fire one off is to take a crap.
Example:
I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired one off.
I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired one off.
fire one off the cuff
Example:
My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.
My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.
Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.
Example:
Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae
Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae