first date

The first time you act like a real man.



first date

by here’s the tea on Jun 09, 2019 19:08:55

the night you’ve been waiting for, for the longest time. one of the most magical nights of your life, one you will never forget. it’s the butterflies you get as you get the message that that are outside, it’s the feeling of flowers blooming in your chest as you drive in the car to the destination. it’s the little things that make the night magical like cute little conversations about tour futures and getting food together and talking about the other great places you want to go to together, it’s losing track of time with the person you want.
Example:
i’m going on my first date tonight and i can’t wait.


first date syndrome

by Shannon L.W. on Jan 29, 2006 06:09:09

A condition which involves the ability to have a great first date, but never experience a second for some reason. The first dates often come in a string together. Can be caused by bad breakups, commitment issues, or bad end-of-date kissing skills. Not to be confused with playing the field, which implies not having a second date by choice.
Example:
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Are you kidding? I have first date syndrome. I'll be out with someone else next week."


First Date Farts

by birchak on Dec 05, 2009 15:51:28

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.
Example:
M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*


50 first dated

by Bill Murray Ate My Baby on Jan 11, 2011 13:36:53

noun: An elaborate prank used to make someone think they have short term memory loss. Just change details around the house and show them a video of stuff that happened in "the future." Like the movie 50 First Dates
Example:
John: "I woke up and my family had this video of all my family and friends talking about what's changed in life. They had a video saying Sarah Palin became president.. They even brought out a baby and said it was mine!"

Owen: "hahahaha, you got 50 first dated!"


50 first dates

by metallkidd93 on Feb 24, 2008 07:36:53

A romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore have awesome chemistry in this movie!

Example:
I watched 50 first dates. I watched it 6 more times after that.

Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.

Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.


First Date Fallacy

by Ruby Solitaire on Jun 22, 2012 20:20:52

The fact that when on a first date, a girl is less likely to sleep with someone she really likes and wants to see again and is more likely to sleep with someone who she never wants to date again. This can due to the belief that all her partner is looking for is sex, and once that is achieved he will move on. This can also be due to a woman having sexual drives but no one she is romantically interested in around, so she goes for an easy, convenient target.
Example:
"I held out on having sex with the sexy fireman after he took me on the best date ever because I really liked him and wanted to make sure we'd go out again - but I did sleep with my douche bag neighbor after a couple drinks because I realized I didn't care if we had another date. That's the first date fallacy for you."


first date test

by Pasadina Montgomery on Mar 24, 2009 10:15:12

A test a man gives a woman on the first date by attempting to sleep with her. If he is successful she has failed the test and is too promiscuous to be considered girlfriend material.
Example:
James had a great time with Sarah on their date. However after they went back to her place and he gave her the first date test and she failed by allowing him to sleep with her he decided not to call her again.


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