flap ass

A woman in a bathing suit who has an extra flap of skin over her ass. It is most disturbing when she bends over. No one knows how it got there, but there it is, a flap of skin right over her ass.



Flapped Ass
Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).
Example:
1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"


mud-flap ass
When her ass phat but it ain't got no shape. Just long and wide with no atmosphere.
Example:
Damn Breanna got a mud-flap ass, a real dumper

Yeah, too bad it doesn't have any shape


Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!
1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.
Example:
-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!


Ass Flap
A hole located in the backside of the boxers of an individual who puts his/her boxers on backwards
Example:
*group enters hot tub*

Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"


Ass flap
1. the small growth of skin that occassionally covers the anus of newborn children. Such growth is customarily removed and discarded. 2. someone who is disgustingly useless.
Example:
"Get off the couch and take out the garbage you ass flap!"


ass flap
A piece of cloth (usually a dark color, most likely black) with a logo or picture of a band on it that hangs over a "punk" persons ass, therefore supposedly showing their undying gratitude for the band. Can also be worn over frontal region, in which it is called a "cock flap", even on females.
Example:
1Dude, look at that wannabe punk rocker! He's wearing an ass flap!
2Yeah, and a cock flap too!
1What a tard.


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