florist Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

florist

1. a really awesome, attractive person who enjoys flowers2. most legit job you could ever pursue3. best way to constantly make someone's day (and get paid for it!)

florist

by speedypete on May 21, 2004 05:00:33

synonym for the one like doris

Example:
today i bought florist some woe-flowers.

Florist

by SamAndTJ on Aug 07, 2010 21:28:54

Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.

Example:
...Not that kind of florist

Florist

by MaxSG on Jun 18, 2021 06:27:05

Someone who likes smoking and drinking alcohol because they think it's cool and their so called group of "friends" will like them more. They also like dressing really edgy thinking it makes them look more cooler.

Example:
Look at those florists over there!
I hope you are not a florist.

Florist

by cooch whisperer on Dec 29, 2011 23:02:04

A man who chases virgins with intents on deflowering them. More often than not, leaving them afterwords.

Example:
"What does he see in that prude girl? He could have any chick on campus."
"She's a virgin."
"Ah, so He's a florist."

Florist

by Jrnsmskcbrandom1234 on Dec 29, 2019 10:51:51

People who sell flowers and benefit from people dying

Example:
The florist made a thousand dollars off of that funeral.

Florist

by Greg on Aug 22, 2003 09:58:04

Flower person if a man is gay

Example:
That lady is so hot I love florist.........DUDE THATS A GUY ahahh notice the Adam's Apple

Sumo Florist

by DragonlordALS on May 19, 2004 06:20:05

1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.

Origin: www.rathergood.com

Example:
1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.

Florist Grump

by Richard Penis on Nov 11, 2019 11:10:15

A weedman with a surly disposition

Example:
Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

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