flying squirrel

Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.



flying squirrel
The "flying squirrel" is: grabbing ones testicle bag with the tips of ones fingers (both hands), and stretching the skin into the opposite dirrections. This should resemble a flying squirrel. Your "flying squirrel" is best displayed for people when tightly pressed against a glass window or door typically found in computer labs or a lobby of a public building where there is lots of glass pannels.
Example:
"Ohh my Gosh you know that crazy guy Jake?, he pulled a flying squirrel in computer class"


flying squirrel
you perform a flying squirrel by stretching out your scrotum upwards over your penis, and just let the head of your penis show. you pinch the bottom of the scrotum on either side with your thumbs and forefingers (carefully, please!) and pull it upwards. Your balls form the squirrel's back legs, and your pinched ends form the front legs. The membrane of your scrotum resembles the flaps of the majestic flying squirrel. The head of the penis is the head of the squirrel, of course.!
Example:
"The majestic flying squirrel is a glorius creature indeed, and quite a stunt to pull off, as it were."


flying squirrel
An issult, similar to a moon, but done with the scrotum. A person grabs his scrotum at to spots near the bottom, pulls his sack flat, and starts flying around.
Example:
Brett dropped his pants and gave the bitch da flying squirrel.


flying squirrel
A counter-rape tactic, in which the victim lies in wait in a spiderman-style pose, arms and legs spread, on the ceiling (on the underside of the top bunk of a bunkbed, etc.) above the rapist's bed. When the rapist returns to his/her sleeping area the victim lets out a battle cry and drops from the ceiling like a flying squirrel. Counter-rape ensues.
Example:
Anna always said that if someone raped her, she would flying squirrel their ass.


flying squirrel
lay the diry whore on your bed jump off a counter with your legs extended and arms out then jump on the bitch and start poundin on her vagina then nibble on her tits like its nuts
Example:
I gave the bitch the flying squirrel broke her bed though.


flying squirrel
A penis trick where the erect penis is tucked firmly between the legs far back into the ass-crack in a spring loaded position. The legs are then opened with a flourish and depending on the turgidity of the member, a satisfying slap is heard against the belly.
Example:
Watch out for that flying squirrel boys...whhapppp.


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