fossil
by SLK Creighton on Feb 02, 2011 04:26:00
A person, typically a
no life, college-aged, high school
graduated degenerate, who regularly attends high school parties hosted by those who are still in high school.
fossil
by hash on Jul 25, 2003 05:13:16
fossil
by Lifeguard007 on Mar 30, 2014 03:01:56
Out-of-date, old, conservative, becoming exhausted or used up. Generally an old
timer with
no future.
Taken from "
fossil fuels" it can refer to someone or something that is generally hurting young people or future generations.
Example:
"Man, that
politician is such as fossil!!"
"Yeah, he actually
owns an
oil company..."
fossil
by Richard "Fossil" Wood on Apr 25, 2008 02:40:57
Adjective. Older than
old school. Describing some experience, action, or word to which someone under
sixty years-old would not likely have been exposed
or no longer has relevence.
fossil
by kitha on Aug 07, 2009 11:08:45
Example:
You can get a fossil on your skin from any activity that entails
pressure on your skin for a lengthy period of time. For example, when sitting with legs crossed with your hand behind you supporting
your weight, after approximately 10 minutes, your palm of your hand will probably be
fossilized.
fossil
by JoshDC on Aug 13, 2005 23:10:05
Example:
"
Bush always knew what he's doing."
"
Oh man, that's the
shittiest fossil I've ever heard!"
fossil
by the.curry.fossil on Apr 28, 2020 17:04:11
Example:
person 1: “are u
disabled?”
person 2: “yes i’m a fossil but even though i have
tourette’s, tourette’s doesn’t
have me!”
fossil
by mac n fode on Aug 10, 2006 12:57:09
Specimen left by the infamous "
spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty,
white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girl will holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately
launder the soiled sheets.
Example:
"OMG
Jeny is this what I think it is?"
(roommate proceeds to
poke at the fossil with her toe)
"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn
spooge-asaurus"
fossil
by djadenosine on Mar 11, 2007 09:02:18
a fossil is when a peice of pot/weed/tobaco becomes
lodged between the
roach and paper of a spliff which can offten lead to a hole in the paper making it less
air tight and harder to toke