fossil

1. an old-fashioned person 2. an elderly person



fossil
A person, typically a no life, college-aged, high school graduated degenerate, who regularly attends high school parties hosted by those who are still in high school.
Example:
High School student 1 - Why is John at this party? Didn't he graduate from high school in 2007?

High School student 2 - He did graduate in '07. Man what a fossil.


fossil
Out-of-date, old, conservative, becoming exhausted or used up. Generally an old timer with no future.

Taken from "fossil fuels" it can refer to someone or something that is generally hurting young people or future generations.
Example:
"Man, that politician is such as fossil!!"

"Yeah, he actually owns an oil company..."


fossil
Any temporary indent left on your skin.
Example:
You can get a fossil on your skin from any activity that entails pressure on your skin for a lengthy period of time. For example, when sitting with legs crossed with your hand behind you supporting your weight, after approximately 10 minutes, your palm of your hand will probably be fossilized.


fossil
Specimen left by the infamous "spooge-asaurus". Discovered by the unfortunate girl who hooked up with the spooge-asaurus. A crusty, white stain left on a bed sheet. Often a mortified girl will holler for a rooommate to confirm her worst suspicions, and immediately launder the soiled sheets.
Example:
"OMG Jeny is this what I think it is?"

(roommate proceeds to poke at the fossil with her toe)

"Yes, michelle, it is. Dave left a fossil. Damn spooge-asaurus"


fossil
a fossil is when a peice of pot/weed/tobaco becomes lodged between the roach and paper of a spliff which can offten lead to a hole in the paper making it less air tight and harder to toke
Example:
bob: damn i got a fossil in my roach!
bill: well dont dig it out, you'll trash the spliff.


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