free day

A day where you have nothing going on and can do whatever you want.



free day
a day when no one can pass judgment on the choices you make.
you can drink and eat what you want, say what you want, and no matter what you look like, you're beautiful and everyone agrees
Example:
" Don't look at me like that, it's my free day"
" Take another drink of the fishbowl, it's my free day!"


Free Day
The one day of the week where you break your diet and disregard all of your hard work and healthy caloric intake by consuming as much of whatever foods make you happy. "celery and grass do not count"
Example:
"It's my free day can we go to subway???"

"It's my free day, i do what i want!!"


free blowjob day
Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.
Example:
Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.


Free Pretzel Day
-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.

-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Example:
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"

Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*

Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...


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