frozen pond

When you ejaculate into a bellybutton, filling it to the brim so that it resembles a pond covered with ice.



busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond
A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.
Example:
I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.


is your pond frozen?
An ambiguous phrase referring to parts unknown. In Canada and other Temperate regions that suffer a large climatic range, frozen bodies of water may not be safe for a majority of the winter months. Is your pond frozen?, has of course been turned around for more devious uses.

It is often used as a "come on" term by men to find out if the object of their desire seeks to lay with them.
Example:
John: Hey Jill, is your pond frozen?
Jill: Oh John, you are such a pervert.


Latest Searches

military slang, our mom, phonetically, bitters, millenium, The Free, gamma, e-lay, Dolly parton, grandiose, G Dawg, OH FUCK, tom cruise, birthmark, vacuum chamber, bak, The best song EVER, Wide Eg, compilation, Vanderbilt, projects, 400, speedballs, Hennie, Trapdoor, adorable, Bad Ass, no push, get JACKED, schwantz, Activate, sunny, toosh, lying, I suck at pool, marathoning, yay yay, That fool, Chee, to Google, Mother nature, All That Remains, Pomme, sperm donor, Get offa my land!, Oprah, have less, The original One, Dnd, Steven, limit, Lea, von, shruggs, Wexico, Maybe, Make my day, fuckn, newborn, purdy, Be that guy, twofaced, frantic, Respectively, candy floss, a three, you ARE crazy, skip, a bay, Garbage Pail Cousin, my bitch, Opening up, Is Crazy, at will, canes, ima, Ripoff, sweated, War, anus, touche, Too Many EzVids, discord user, Move ZIG, find your mojo, Edition, Plumper, Goshi, Shoes, Bootham, ballerinas, cuckold, blow one, mentally deranged, YES IT IS, Jhit, light bar, Do Me!, fucking boss, ditching, your kids, Sike, i feel that, Freakin a, fall back on, muRdEr inc, yo dawg, The 7 Day Theory, Big booty, hot Italian, Olympic, female bodybuilder, pentagon, public bathrooms, Willin Fillin, B and N, Non Phixion, train hopping, voted, touchy-feely, THE STICK, Uken, devour, cakes, mandarin, lu, being Italian, Jabbar, miss me with it, come here, Attention, the jedi, last wish, Class A Dickhead, Handrail, Wong, Sam Williamson, we todd did, raisin bran, idot, Mimosa, undeniable, millionaires, corner, overtaking, nesbo, moist, zoomers, human anatomy, Or What, mice, manhood, Floored, activity, undergarment, gal, the meat, chef, applies, loner, Flagshipped, A Formation, pound sand, Arch User, watchin a movie, ate that, Pop Your Top, Dark Arts, worst, eating food, Fat, notes, Dammit, dead fish, MePhone, they say, damn hot, 911, napalm bomb, April 9, 1977, All American Rejects, big hoe, arousion, exam, mesmerizing, Chemistry Teacher, South Africa, Republic of China, synths, peens, shakes, Kpop stans, baby up, contiguous, bed time, Mirai Nikki, Try Hard, Texaco Tubesteak, PostSecret, beat it, military slang, our mom, phonetically, bitters, millenium, The Free, gamma, e-lay, Dolly parton, grandiose, G Dawg, OH FUCK, tom cruise, birthmark, vacuum chamber, bak, The best song EVER, Wide Eg, compilation, Vanderbilt, projects, 400, speedballs, Hennie, Trapdoor, adorable, Bad Ass, no push, get JACKED, schwantz, Activate, sunny, toosh, lying, I suck at pool, marathoning, yay yay, That fool, Chee, to Google, Mother nature, All That Remains, Pomme, sperm donor, Get offa my land!, Oprah, have less, The original One, Dnd, Steven, limit, Lea, von, shruggs, Wexico, Maybe, Make my day, fuckn, newborn, purdy, Be that guy, twofaced, frantic, Respectively, candy floss, a three, you ARE crazy, skip, a bay, Garbage Pail Cousin, my bitch, Opening up, Is Crazy, at will, canes, ima, Ripoff, sweated, War, anus, touche, Too Many EzVids, discord user, Move ZIG, find your mojo, Edition, Plumper, Goshi, Shoes, Bootham, ballerinas, cuckold, blow one, mentally deranged, YES IT IS, Jhit, light bar, Do Me!, fucking boss, ditching, your kids, Sike, i feel that, Freakin a, fall back on, muRdEr inc, yo dawg, The 7 Day Theory, Big booty, hot Italian, Olympic, female bodybuilder, pentagon, public bathrooms, Willin Fillin, B and N, Non Phixion, train hopping, voted, touchy-feely, THE STICK, Uken, devour, cakes, mandarin, lu, being Italian, Jabbar, miss me with it, come here, Attention, the jedi, last wish, Class A Dickhead, Handrail, Wong, Sam Williamson, we todd did, raisin bran, idot, Mimosa, undeniable, millionaires, corner, overtaking, nesbo, moist, zoomers, human anatomy, Or What, mice, manhood, Floored, activity, undergarment, gal, the meat, chef, applies, loner, Flagshipped, A Formation, pound sand, Arch User, watchin a movie, ate that, Pop Your Top, Dark Arts, worst, eating food, Fat, notes, Dammit, dead fish, MePhone, they say, damn hot, 911, napalm bomb, April 9, 1977, All American Rejects, big hoe, arousion, exam, mesmerizing, Chemistry Teacher, South Africa, Republic of China, synths, peens, shakes, Kpop stans, baby up, contiguous, bed time, Mirai Nikki, Try Hard, Texaco Tubesteak, PostSecret, beat it,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!