fucking day

Fuck Day!! If someone grabs your ass u fuck them or kiss them



Fucking Day
Fucking Day Is On April 21 Basically Is Like You Can Fuck Any Girl You Want For 24 Hours And After That You Can't Be A Manwhore anymore
Example:
Guy 1 Bro I Fucked SOOOOOO MUCH BITCHES TODAY I'm A Man Hoe😥😥

Guy 2 Don't Worry It's Fucking Day And Also I Fucked Half The Population Today😉


Lit as Fuck day
A day that falls on June 7th and is very similar to Dope as Fuck day, but instead of being Dope as Fuck your Lit as Fuck (LAF for abbreviation). Inspired by Quentin Cook from Lunatics.
Example:
'' I'm Lit as Fuck, through the working week they say. ''
'' Guys that was a fucking LAF day ''
'' Guess what you dead shits tomorrow is National LAF day''
'' I'm so excited for Lit as Fuck day on the 7th of June"


National Fuck Day
June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.
Example:
Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!

If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?


National Fuck Day
8/6 (August Sex)

This is a day celebrating variety in sex partners, and just going for it.

Remember:

"If you're with someone new, you know what to do!"

This is also a great day to try skydiving, pearl diving, bottle spinning, or just anything you have always wanted to do but just haven't yet.
Example:
My hopeful fuck buddy was ready to call it a night, but I said, "Why don't you come on over to my place instead? It's national fuck day!!"


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