fucktard

A contraction of "fucking retard".



fucktard
noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
Example:
One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!


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fucktard
Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one.
Example:
1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck
3) A fuck, who is also retarded
4) ...


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fucktard
Example:
Mr. Rogers: That fucktard is such an asshat.
Kid: GP.


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fucktard
One who speaks and or acts before thinking. Often leading to heads shaking in utter dismay and a lack of friends on social media
(Not to be confused with a mental handicap)
Example:
"Damn...i just heard that Billy Bob is following Justin Beiber"
"Wow. What a fucktard"


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fucktard
A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.

For example:

urbdic.shorturl.com
Example:
Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.


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fucktard
Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.
Example:
Most catholic girls are fucktards.


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