futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.



futon
Example:
"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"

"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"


futon
A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.
Example:
I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.


futon
A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.
Example:
Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.


futon
A futon is actually a japanese bed-type thing, a kind of mat that u must roll up after sleeping and store away. the futons that all the above people are talking about are cheap Western imitations, Americanising japanese culture yet again.
Example:
Japanese person: I think i will roll out my futon, i am rather tired
Stupid American: I always jam my fingers when i try to roll those things out


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