A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.

these are the underwear and T-shirts for Mormons that are spun on Mormon looms. They ain't Hanes, nor are they Fruit of the Looms or BVDs. They are just "temple garments" and the labeling on the packages say just that.

Erotic clothing or Lingerie used to entice or seduce your prey

Any of various types of clothing, but usually denim jeans, which have worn out to the point that they have holes in them.

The most poorly kept secret from the mormon secret temple ceremonies (derived from masonic ceremonies)

magic underwear (mormon garments) are a two piece set - like a T shirt and long shorts

This current design is the garment of choice for most mormons. Previous styles have had full length legs, collars, cuffs and some were one-piece (a 19th century onesie).

Obviously designed by a man in a patriarchal society, Women are expected to wear a Bra over the top of their mormon t-shirt.

There is nothing apparently special about the garments. they are almost always white, but the magic comes from masonic symbols embroidered onto them.
The symbols represent a Masonic Square (⅃) a masonic pair of drawing compasses (V) and a masonic level (-)

Despite protestations from mormons that the garments are not really 'magic', every mormon will have heard testimonies and stories from other cult members about how their garments have saved them from fire, cuts, animal bites and even gunshot wounds

for example Paul H Dunn - a mormon general authority (a high Mucky Muck) told how, in WW2, a hail of bullets ripped off all his clothes, but left his body and garments untouched..... Of course, Dunn's stories are no longer quoted by cult members since his stories about WW2 were exposed as complete lies in a national newspaper...

Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ.

When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"

An activity practiced by Mormons and non-Mormons, where individuals engage in the pursuit of spotting Mormon garment outlines in public settings. The objective of Garment Watch is to discreetly identify the unique undergarments worn by Mormons.

Participants of Garment Watch exhibit keen observational skills, often scanning crowds in search of subtle hints such as fabric drapes, shirt tucks, or bulges that might indicate the presence of garments.