gemini

best zodiac. not 2 faced. baddest bitches. wont take bs. cute. loyal asf. hot. heart of gold. stands up for what they believe in. loves animals.



gemini
A sign of the zodiac symbolizing the twins castor and pollux and the sign of some of the freakiest people. Geminis usually have dark hair and dark eyes and a sense of something mysterious about them. Female Gemini's are scary beotches for they have a way with words and are usually..but not always, quite pretty. Most gemini women do not do well with other women. if you find yourself not liking a girl for unknown reasons and shes nice and smart and pretty do not worry your claims are justified shes most likely a manipulative gemini.They will never settle down while as the men are weird romantics, but manipulative romantics. males Geminis are more pathetic than the women and are always in love. Geminis can be quite good to keep around because oddly people want to know about them even if it is just to laugh about. They are a darker, masculine sign and have a high tendency to be extremely full of themselves. They always look in the mirror and are shameless about it(Anna kournikova..great gemini example of shameless conceit. )

for women arrogant, conceited and manipulative..on the plus side usually pretty nice looking (ex. liz hurley and angelina jolie two women who are flaming geminis!)
In men usually sappy lovesick puppies who are waifs and prettier than most girls (Paul mccartney and Johnny Depp)
1. Someone with mystery and compulsive liar(though quite good at it)
2. incestuous
3. quick thinking and has fast body movements
4. usually brunett with lots of sex appeal, but very prude in men oddly romantic. (When a gemini is ugly they are really ugly! Run!)
5. bad tempers and moody!Moody!Moody!

Example:
Angelina is one weird, brother kissing humanitarian who baths in blood..completly normal gemini behavior.


gemini
Gemini’s are amazing people, they’re fun to be around, and really social. They’re also great at giving advice whenever your in need. Geminis also can be shy at first before you get to know them, but when you do, you’ll be sure to be surprised. Geminis are also vulnerable and they tend to overthink a little more than other signs. If you play with a Gemini, they’re friend will be on your back. Geminis can be fragile so it would really suck if you were mean to one. Geminis fall for anyone who gives them the least of attention. Geminis are great people and I love them. Geminis are really likeable too. They’re smart and outgoing and they LOVE drama.
Example:
Damn, she’s really fun to be around. I think I liked her.

Dude, she’s a Gemini.

Even better.


gemini
When you and a buddy are having sexual intercourse two seperate girls parelell to each other. At some point during the intercourse you and your friend give each other a high five, imitating a common action riders perform while in opposing carts on The Gemini, a rollar coaster at cedar point.
Example:
We found two bitches at cedar point who wanted to ride the gemini; we made sure they did


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