generosity
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Generosity Belief
When you agree, and pretend to believe someone when they are obviously lying, to avoid the awkward situation of calling them out on their claims.
Usually about something trivial, but could be about anything.
Usually about something trivial, but could be about anything.
Example:
Guy 1 : DUDE! I just got into a fight with 10 people and laid them all out.
Guy 2 : Wow, it doesn't even look like you got hit...
Guy 1 : That's because I was too quick.
Guy 1 : (I shouldn't have given him that generosity belief.)
Guy 1 : DUDE! I just got into a fight with 10 people and laid them all out.
Guy 2 : Wow, it doesn't even look like you got hit...
Guy 1 : That's because I was too quick.
Guy 1 : (I shouldn't have given him that generosity belief.)
Pattern of Generosity
When one pays hush money to theirs child's mistriess' and their family and justifies it as a gifts for a family in a hard time. Coined by Keith Olbermann from Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC who reverenced urban dictionary words to bash Republicans (and will mention me on his show)
Example:
"I feel bad for Doug and Cindy Hampton and their family since the affair."
"Senator Ensign's parents gave them them tens of thousands of dollars."
"Isn't that a pay off?"
"No don't worry, they have a PATTERN OF GENEROSITY"
"I feel bad for Doug and Cindy Hampton and their family since the affair."
"Senator Ensign's parents gave them them tens of thousands of dollars."
"Isn't that a pay off?"
"No don't worry, they have a PATTERN OF GENEROSITY"
southern generosity
Showing graciousness, kindness, and warmth to others. Behavior that is altruistic. An attitude usual found in people in the Southern part of the United States such as Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and Florida.
Example:
Those strangers from Miami that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern generosity.
Those strangers from Miami that let me stay at their house overnight while my car was being repaired sure showed a lot of southern generosity.
Trump Generosity
Example:
Trump was greeting everyone at the restaurant when he shared his Trump Generosity. He yelled "Food for everyone!" and then left, leaving the customers wondering whether they had to pay for their food or not.
Trump was greeting everyone at the restaurant when he shared his Trump Generosity. He yelled "Food for everyone!" and then left, leaving the customers wondering whether they had to pay for their food or not.
aggressive generosity
Example:
Me and Sandra agreed not to give each other christmas presents. Sandra proceeded to gift me a rolex. Aggressive Generosity.
Me and Sandra agreed not to give each other christmas presents. Sandra proceeded to gift me a rolex. Aggressive Generosity.
hypothetical generosity
The age-old "easy for you to say" confirmation that you would indeed be kind/liberal with extra resources **if you had them**.
Example:
A "classic" tongue-in-cheek reference to hypothetical generosity is related in the humorous short story "Downeast Socialism", by Maine humorist Marshall Dodge: Ethan Robay was tellin' Enoch Turner 'bout the lectshuh he'd heard Norman Thomas give about Socialism. "It's all 'bout SHARIN', Enoch --- with socialism, a fella SHAYUHS ever'thin' with his neighbuh."
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
A "classic" tongue-in-cheek reference to hypothetical generosity is related in the humorous short story "Downeast Socialism", by Maine humorist Marshall Dodge: Ethan Robay was tellin' Enoch Turner 'bout the lectshuh he'd heard Norman Thomas give about Socialism. "It's all 'bout SHARIN', Enoch --- with socialism, a fella SHAYUHS ever'thin' with his neighbuh."
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
Generosity
Generousity is questionable.
Example:
Goodwill shopper- This is a beautiful Burberry Purse, it doesn't look like it's been touched, I wonder why somebody would donate this item. It must be someone with unparalleled generosity that did this.
Goodwill shopper- This is a beautiful Burberry Purse, it doesn't look like it's been touched, I wonder why somebody would donate this item. It must be someone with unparalleled generosity that did this.