A tall, sexy beast with a firm ass and very
broad shoulders. He looks so good from behind that you’d agree to a date without having seen his face.
He picks you up for lunch. He is confident,
chatty and intelligent. He makes you laugh. He eats like a horse....even from other people’s plates. It’s a damn super power because he is so tall and thin.
As time goes on, it’s revealed that he’s not just brilliant at math, science and business. He can also fix anything. How is he real? He handles his money well and is a master in the sheets. You want to
stop time and exist forever in his red bedroom. Women can exist on snacks, sex and him.
His DNA should be
bottled and sold. His offspring are tall, tan and striking. His attributes do not fade with age. If you find one, you’ll want to keep him.