german
1. A language whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy.2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars.3 A resident of Germany; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North.The typical German is
even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families.A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights.Germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling.Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and
German women often wear atrocious clothes.
German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because
German people mostly eat Italian and French food. Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "
handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day,
May Day and the assumption of
the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are Karneval and the
Love Parade.They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-nazis, who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest
purveyor of
solar power and electric
windmills.Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.
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by superlulu6jo on Dec 11, 2014 09:17:22
this amazing, attractive guy that can make any girl feel special, he is an amazing
reader of people, he loves to help and has this musician side, he is dedicated passionate, sincere and always gives his all, if you know
a German, you better keep him, he is a rough diamond, most people
don't see his value until they interact with him.
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by Amatou on Aug 04, 2006 09:05:08
It´s so funny to read
all that crap.
Some People in Germany are well dressed, some bad (more are bad dressed, i guess thats kinda true), a few are Neo-Nazis, a few hate America, a few hate France, some love France, some love America, everyone hates Bush, some buy wifes in Thailand, some marry Irish men, some love to eat Weiß
wurst, most love to eat Italian food....you know...how can you all be so stupid to
generalize what is german?
I AM German *damn* and I am NOT practical, I am NOT fat, I DON´T travel to cheap counries, these "intelligent" tech-guys are NOT hot, they´re ugly, (well, i AM damn hot :P )
Stop saying whats typical german! except Beer. Thats really typical german!
German: nice People, lots of history, lots of woods and hills, best known for beer, cars, history and
sauerkraut.
That´s it.
Thank you.
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by German12 on Apr 21, 2006 05:52:33
Germans are quite rational. Most of them think before they do anything; or try to, if possible. Therefore, they sometimes act cold. But they aren't. Most of them think a lot of old disciplines like honesty, accuracy and
diligence. Sometime too much..
Germany has a lot of good people, art and music is loved; but there is a great influence of a suggested american lifestyle, suggested by bad hollywood films.
Nazi's are hated. They are mainly called as dump, rude and everytime able to club *anyone*. That can be a German too, the question is - if he's "in the way". In Germany, they're called "
Neo-Nazi's", because they mainly don't have anything to do with Hitler. They use his' symbols, but they have different "
aims".
By the way, I'm German, and I LOVE THIS language. It's because you can express a lot in "
lyrical pictures":
Example:
"money-free"
You won't understand the word money-free, it doesn't exist. In German it is possible to mix both up, to get a complete new expression. Money=
Geld, free=
frei (it acts here as an adjective):
"
Ich bin geldfrei!" means(with a comical sense): "I don't have money!". It isn't possible to say: I am(or have) money-free(which was the word-by-word translation).
And THATS the most beatiful thing in the german language! A fantastic,
free use of words, which *make* new senses, and give excatly that expression, which is meant.