gir

1) The noise angry things make2) A robot in a popular nick show "Invader Zim".3) To be annoying and have a short attention span (like the toon "GIR")



gir
GARBAGE INVASION ROBOT.
alien invader SIR robot that was created by left over parts in the trash. brain made of 2 pennies, a screw, a paper clip, and a mint. wears and green and black dog suite with a giant zipper on it and his tongue is sticking out. I LOVE GIRR
Example:
Off of the Nickelodeon carton INVADER ZIM. Gir is zims robot.


GIR
The most amazing Invader Zim character not including Zim. Assigned to Zim in the pilot, he is a disfunctional SIR unit with brains and body made of things gotten from a garbage (litterally). He is a badass who was best friends with mini-moose and usually ended up ruining Zim's plans on accident.
Example:
GIR: "GIR reporting for duty"
ZIM: "What does the G stand for"?
GIR: "*pause* I dont know...*begins hitting himself on head*

ZIM: "For you I'm thinking, a dog"
GIR: "Can I be a mongosse dog?

GIR: I'm gonna sing the doom song now, doom doom doom doom doom domm...

ZIM: "Oh.. Why would you do that!?"
GIR: "To make for the cupcake"

GIR: "I'm dancing like a mokey!"

GIR"I lovded you piggy, i lovded you-o-o-o."

AND MANY MORE!!!!!!!!!


Gir
The most fucking kick ass charictar from invader zimEVER!!! Gir is the name of a disfuctional SIR unit. He's fucking cool and totally random. It's impossible not to like him unless you're a fuckin idiot.
Example:
(1)If you don't like Gir, get your head checked, I'm sure there's some sort of brain lesion... If there's even a brain at all...

(2) an example of Gir's amazingness...
"SAMMICH!!!"
"I had a sammich in my head"
"I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?"
"I'm dancin' like a monkey!"
"I'm naked!"
"I saw a aquirrel. It was doin' like this, 'tk tk tk tk tk'"
"I love this show..."
"I miss you cupcake."
"I love-ed you piggy, I LOVE-ED YOU!!!"
"Let's make biscuits. LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!!"
"Yes! wait a minute, no."
"Yay!! We're doomed!"
"Aww, I wanted to explode."
"HI BABY!!!"
"Where did the last piggy go?"
"Where's my bees?"
"My walnuts!!"
"I know. I'm scared too."
"Tacotacotaco."
"I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a bit. Kay?"
"I got chocolate bubble gum!"
"I gotta go pig. I'll see ya later."
"I gonna eat a rat!"
"But I need tacos. I need them or i will explode. That happens to me some times."
"I can see up Ii's no-ose."
"Meow!"
"Why IS his head so big? WHY is his head so big?"
"Nothing."
"Leprechauns."
"No! Wait! Come back! I need stuff!"
"Yay! I'm gonna be SICK!"
"And then the squirrle at Dib's greasy head."
"Are we there yet?"

so um yeah He's pretty cool...

(3) ... OMF JASHIN!!! I fucking love gir!!


GIR
One of the most kickass cartoon characters EVAH! GIR (a dysfunctional SIR, Standard Information Retrieval unit) is Zim's robot servant however he rarely obeys. Nobody knows what the G in GIR stands for, GIR said it himself in the first episode. Jhonen Vasques, the creator, said it was never meant to be found out. GIR has a short attention span and is completely random. As a disguise to not look like a robot when humans see him, he wears a green dog suit. It has pretty big eyes and a tongue sticking out. As a robot he changes. He has blue eyes, shoulders, and a blue square on his chest area. When he is in duty mode those blue parts turn red and he half-shuts his eyes, almost in an angry look. GIR loves waffles, the angry monkey show, tacos, rubber piggies, bees, and doom. He also likes to sing the Doom Song, which is a song consisting of the word doom and goes on for six months. When GIR has temper tantrums they are usually the same. He screams until he gets what he wants, seen in FBI Warning of Doom and Zim Eats Waffles. When GIR made waffles Zim didn't want to eat, he screamed until Zim ate them. This happened twice, the second time he repeatedly slapped Zim with a waffle. He has a high pitched voice that isn't annoying, but strangely cute. When he walks in his dog suit his feet squeak. Overall, hilarious and cute.
Example:
GIR quotes:
*Doorbell rings* Leprechauns!
GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!
I wanna watch the scary monkey show!
Yay! We're doomed!
I'm gonna huuug yoou!
You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS?
Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?!
I MADE IT MAH SELF!
Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Must bey the taco man!
But I NEED tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!
All these children will go to a special place made of food. I like food.
Zim: GIR? What does the G stand for?
I don't know...
Zim: Now selfdestruct!
FINALLY! HEEHEEHEE *explodes*
You look like you need waffles boo hoo hoo.
Yay I'm gonna be sick!
I can see up it's nose.
I DON'T WANNA!...Ok!
But won't it just explode? Just like this KABLAM!
But if the big splody goes fast, won't it get all bad?
Hi floor! Make me a sammich!
I wants me a barrel of floss! I wants me two balls of glue…TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wants to go dancing NAKED! And I wants… (hours later) ...And I want a chair made of cheese. And I want a table made of cheese.
Television is stupid!
You're intelligence is stupid!
Target found! Eliminate moron!
Do de do de do de do de do de do de doo.
DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DOO!
I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a bit K?
SAMMICH!
I had a sammich in my head!
You didn't have to yell at me. I just... I got rid of my sammich.
So about my sammich.


Gir
Gir is the greatest cartoon character to ever be made. He is soooo much cooler than everyone. Hes hot wearing his dog suit, flying the pig, or as his robot self. Hes the reason that Invader Zim was on air so long.
Example:
OMG I LOVE GIR!!! HE IS SOOO KooL!!


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