girts

Stupid synthetic phonic test introduced by the UK government in in 2011.



Girting
Girting is when in a conversation the person listening is looking intensely at the speaker and trying really hard to make him believe that he's actually listening or giving a fuc*k.
Example:
''Oh, he's such a good listener!

- No, he's not! He's just girting. He doesnt give a fu*k!"


Girt
A substance consisting of Mechanical Grease and Dirt, commonly found on construction equipment. Specifically, found on or around a moving part that contains a joint that uses Grease as lubrication. Overtime Grease is excreted from the joint and starts to accumulate around it, dirt will also come into contact with it combining to make a very sticky substance.

It is found in large quantities on skidsteers where the boom arms are attached to the vehicle, sometimes if the equipment is used enough the arm will over time compact the substance down and turn it into a very dense clay like material that becomes increasingly hard to remove.
Example:
“Wow, that front loader has a ton girt on it!”

“Do you guys ever clean the Girt off of your equipment?!”


Sea Girt
A place down by the shore that was made because spring lake and manasquan had some land left over mainly its a place for old people to drive there golf carts to the beach its not a place for kids to party.
Example:
Sea Girt NJ


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