glan

To glans, to rub your glans against an object in the purpose of tainting it. Some teach that in a proper glansing the foreskin is pulled back over the object, obviously this creates several problems. For instance circumcised males cannot preform this act, and no matter how stretchy your foreskin is you ain't never getting it to stretch around a car.



glans
The fireman's helmet; the head of the penis; the red, sensitive part near the tip: the part that if you lick it hard enough will make your man cum.
Example:
Tom nibbled and licked Greg's glans until Greg squealed.


GLAN
(Noun)Short for GamerzLAN a gaming compound in upstate New York comprised of Computer Gamers who flock to play video games for 10 hours every Saturday. The attendees are known as GLANiacs and are loyal to their one true leader the charasmatic Karza (who is often likened to David Koresh of Waco fame) The gaming flock often showers Karza with gifts such as speakers, PC parts, and even binary clocks to show their appreciation for his guidance and constant supply of Bawls. Some argue that GLAN is a verb used to describe the act of gaming at the GamerzLAN compound.
Example:
Noun: You going to the GLAN this weekend?
Verb: Are you going to GLAN this weekend?


corona of the glans
The rounded lip or edge that projects at the base of the glans on a penis. The most sensitive spot on a guy, especially on the underside as the two sides of the corona meet at the frenulum.
Example:
Guy 1 - Dude, I discovered the best masturbation technique by rubbing the corona of the glans
Guy 2 - What is that?
Guy 1 - The edge of your bellend
Guy 2 - Bro I've know this one for years


glans matching
A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.
Example:
Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.


Glans Cuck
A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the compromise of his beliefs and values, the desecration of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. Loyalty, Fidelity, and Honesty in a romantic relationship.
Example:
What a fucking "Glans Cuck", shes clearly lying about her feelings.


Glans Trender
Spoonerism of the word Transgender. A Sex Change Artiste. A Gender - any, all, or none - Faddist.

Glans is a sexual organ (i.e. penis, vagina) - Trender is a follower of fads = Glans Trender is a Gonad Fashionista.
Example:
Pat is such a glans trender ever since her/his second sex-change mulligan.


glan plan
Behaving with intense sexual interest, specifically in men; being horny, lustful, randy, or intent on sexual activity; thinking with your dick/cock.
Example:
"That chick at the party last night was so hot!! As soon as I saw her, I was on the 'glan plan.'"

"Oh honey, just ignore those losers! They haven't been laid in months, and now they are all on the glan plan."


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