glorious

sweet ass amazing beyond all belief



Glorious
Adjective used to describe the vibe when the boss is out of the office, or leaves early at lunchtime, especially on a Friday.
Example:
Jenn: Hey Joseph, take your time coming back from lunch.

Joseph: Why?

Jenn: Herbert just left early.

Joseph: Its going to be a glorious afternoon in the office!


Glorious
In the days of 2004, there lived a unique stoner. A stoner who was extremely talented in the ways of comedy. He had an original comedic style that no one can ever come close to. This young stoner had a head full of crazy and hilarious things that he would say and a favorite of everyone was "glorious". He would say this in an inimitable voice along with certain matchless hand movements. Dank Master T would say "glorious" when speaking of something truly wonderful, like the sweet sweet gange.
Example:
DMS: How was gettin head while blown off your ass?

Dank Master T: GLORIOUS!


Glorious Disaster
An event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. This term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time sex.
Example:
Vinny: “We’re bringing Kristopher to the movies with us Friday to see Cloverfield
Brian: “The new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
Vinny: “Yeah”
Brian: “Wow I can’t wait to watch this Glorious Disaster unfold”


glorious mess
n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.
Example:
Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.


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