GOAD
by sarasplayroom.com on Jul 04, 2009 03:42:33
Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in
online dating, where those who are not
getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally
dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.
Example:
Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my
online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your
honest opinion! If I don't start
getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!
Goading
by SWalton on Nov 06, 2007 03:32:27
Belittling or Demoralising someone for little or no reason while
haveing complete control over them anyway.
Goaded - Past Tense
Derived from the unfair but rad teacher Mr
goad.
The Goad
by moomoomoo on Dec 12, 2006 03:36:06
goad
by eTX on Oct 15, 2004 17:31:29
penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie...
the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding
aling... schlong...
tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D
Example:
would you
like me to enliven your goad?
Dude, she got my goad
so hard...
I got
skeet all over my goad!
Goad
by dancer6211 on Aug 06, 2011 12:46:22
everything. it isnt the end of anything, it isnt GROW OLD ALONE & DIE. its sunshine on a rainy day. birds
chirping. beautiful sweet
long lasting forever and ever. you will always be happy with
goad. its special. and no matter what you do, dont let it go.
Goad
by Ron Dinelli on Mar 05, 2009 23:06:31
Goad
by espo23 on Dec 15, 2010 13:56:56
Goaded
by dj. sonnyv. on Jun 06, 2009 05:41:31
Example:
Guy walks down flight of stairs and slips, resulting in him
busting his ass the whole
way down.
Friend sees this hilarious event happen, and says "Bro, you just got
goaded!"
goad
by Paul "the goad master" Kempf on May 04, 2006 05:48:33