a place where more people kill themselves then any place in the world.

this obviously means san francisco has the largest population of emo kids then any other place in the world

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper

Same as an Eiffel Tower, except somehow there is piss involved from one or all of the participants.

A glorious variant on the famed Eiffel Tower, it is a sexual act in which two girls are down on all fours, or doggy style if you prefer, and each has an end of a double-sided dildo inserted in each of their vaginas. Simultaneously, each of the girls is performing felatio on a man. The two touch hands over the girls' backs to complete the bridge.

Same as the Eiffel Tower sexual posistion, but instead of the two guys high fiving, they play with toy cars on her back, and with a plastic boat and shark beheath her. Best if used with honking sound effects.

Where 2 males are standing across from each other while they have a femal suspended between them, legs wraped around one arms wraped around the other one male in her mouth other in 1 of 2 holes

Spanning at 1.2 miles long in the San Fransisco bay,it is one of the most elegant bridges ever built. Construction started around 1933 and finish in 1937. "The bridge that couldn't be built," was finished in May of 1937.

The Golden Gate Bridge is a sexual position that involves two men and two women. It requires that the men are both having intercourse with the women in the "doggie style" position, while the women face each other and procede to make out. The key to this position, however, is the element of suprise. At some point during the act, one of the men (who was predetermined before the sexual engagement) gives the signal to the other man. This sign can be a code word, a wink, or something as simple as a head nod. After the signal is given, both males pull out in unison and urinate over the girls backs, while simultaniously thrusting their arms skyward with a great sense of achievement and wonder. The stream of urine arching over the backs of the women is the key to forming the "Golden Gate Bridge." If one or more of the party is not able to achieve a full stream, then the position is compromised.

A variant of the famed Eiffel Tower; the sexual act, which involves one female and four males.
One male stands on their feet at both ends, one inserted orally and one anally. The other two males perform a handstand underneath the female and one inserts themselves between the breasts and one vaginally.