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good ones

The ultimate meth high for all the tweakers in the world. What What my Niglets.

On a Good One

by Llenar13 on Jan 30, 2010 21:26:28

The physical, mental, and emotional condition one achieves through prolonged periods (generally multiple consecutive days) of sleep deprivation, malnutrition, & dehydration while under the influence of methamphetamines. Symptoms vary among individual users. However, common effects are delirium, schizophrenia, irritability, anxiety, mood swings, irrational & compulsive dis-assembly of household appliances & devices, chronic back & neck misalignment, and ill-advised barter of personal possessions (not necessarily belonging to the one affected by the condition).

Example:
The scatter-brained tweaker was obviously on a good one as he carpet surfed his car & sifted through the vacuum bag for meth on day five.

good one

by inTIMidator1234 on Feb 04, 2007 07:56:17

1. Term used to congratulate someone for a funny joke. Comlemented with a fist pump. Can be repeated.

2. Used to make someone feel stupid. You say it, offer them a fist pump and when they go for it, give them a thumbs down. Stick your toungue out at them if you like.

Example:
1. Your friend just told you a funny joke, so you say "Good one, good one," and offer a fist pump.

2. A really annoying person says something he thinks is funny, so you say "Good one, good one," and offer a pump. When he goes for it, you give a thumbs down and say "Thbbbbttttt!!!" Now he feels like a dumbass. Nice...

Good One

by kris mccarthy on Apr 08, 2007 02:19:17

a sarchastic remark that can be used in response to anything said. Originated from Ross on friends.

Example:
"I hit him with my car"
"Umm Good One."

That was a good one!

by sum-xo on Jan 11, 2010 13:39:41

A way of saying "good one" without it coming out rude

Example:
When someone tells a funny joke you would say "That was a good one!."

Oppose to a crappy joke you would say rudely "Good one!"

Good one!

by Randoni on Apr 06, 2009 14:55:22

This is an extremely sarcastic response to someones lame joke or foolish comment.

It is over emphasized greatly to stress the point that the comment or humor they made was in fact "NOT, A GOOD ONE."

Often will annoy or hurt the person it is directed at, but that was the point in the first place! Sometimes it is followed by the persons name to further cut them down as in " good one hank!"

Example:
Harold: She was asking me to go out sometime, I wasn't sure what to say?

Gary: you should have said, " I can't go out because I am a reverse vampire and the night kills me"...

( pause with no laughter)

Harold: Good One!

Gary: Shut up, your jokes are lameburgers too..

Harold: wow, another good one!

Gary: you're a jerk

on a good one

by brandon's wife on May 22, 2004 03:21:51

the same as on one but for a longer period of time. i.e. five or more days.

Example:
He would have outran the cops but he was on a good one and it finally caught up with him.

on a good one

by skaterjack on Oct 06, 2006 01:53:11

to be really hyperactive usually enhanced by stimulants (caffeine, sugar, chocolate)

Example:
lil monster is on a good one

good one

by gothtafuckk13452 on Jun 04, 2011 07:25:06

A nicer way of saying, that last thing you said wasn't funny at all, so just shut the fuck up.

Example:
Teacher: "Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. ( Laughs at own joke.)

Student:"Good one" ( Shut the fuck up )

good one

by junkyxoxoxo on Jan 16, 2021 09:43:14

a term to tell someone that something was funny, hot, cool, etc

Example:
omg, u got the ps5?? good one!!!

jacob is such a good one... look at his sexy abs!!

hahaha good one mattia, that was a funny joke!

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