google it

To search something on google.



google it
1. The first and only two words that you should teach your children.

2. The universal answer to all questions.

3. The answers to all of the questions on Jeopardy

3. (v.) The act of googling something
Example:
The answer to all of the questions on Jeopardy are "google it Alec".


google it
to promote more efficient conversations, the answer for all questions that can be answered with common knowledge or facts, or any information retrievable from the internet.
Example:
Mike - "Hey, help me figure out how to get this stain out of my favorite pants."

Jenny - "Google it."


googling google
This literaly refers to the act of going to GOOGLE.com and searching g-o-o-g-l-e.

However, this is actually a very dangerous act. Googling google is like playing Russian Roulete, crossing the streams (Ghostbusters), or a hole in the space-tme continuoum (Back To The Future). What ever you do, do not google 'google' if you wish to stay safe.

It is BAD
Example:
Please, let me drive you home... you have had too much to drink... you don't want to be googling google on a night like this.


the googles
A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.
Example:
Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?


Google+
A way for Google to fuck YouTube over and just constantly make it worst and impossible to comment on.
Example:
Guy1: hey what ever happened to that Dutchcommie guy who was looking at and commenting on that video every day?

Guy2: Google+ fucked with the comments section, so he could no-longer reply to his comment and continue the chain.

Guy1: oh that sucks!

Guy2: yeah! and he was on Day365 when they changed it!

Guy1: Fuck a Duck!!


Google+
The social networking website that will find any -ANY- way to create an account for you by making you click on the wrong button. If there's any other website where creating an account is easier, it is in all probability spam.
Example:
"Yesterday I was asked 3 times whether I wanted to be on Google+, twice on YouTube and even once on Gmail."


google
(original definition)

verb

to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)

This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.
Example:
“Brother Harold, you are to google Muffy Berenson until sufficiently soiled.”


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