goon

Well-known slang term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators, used both as a verb and a noun. Means achieving the trance-like blissful state reached when riding the edge of cumming for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time. Also denoting the absence of control, compulsively pursuing that feeling as a avid masturbator. The term has been in frequent use for at least ten years, perhaps emerging from the physical look of one who is "gooning" or "in the goon," which is a self-possessed, glassy eyed stare of stupidity (thus, an oaf). Also known as "bator mush" and "slain in the bate."



goon
To masturbate, especially in an obsessive or energetic way. See gooning. Also, the act of masturbating energetically.
Example:
Given the choice, he'd rather goon than fuck. At the end of a hard day, he likes to toke up and goon. He's going to go home and have a goon.


goon
Wow, you guys have no clue. "Goon" is gang terminology for a low level gang member (fyi, gangs have a hierarchy). These low level gang members are usually the street drug runners who work for a boss that is much less visible than them. For this reason certain things are implied in a goon's responsibilities : the goon's are more visible so they "take the fall" for their bosses if some transactions were discovered by police - the goon would take the arrest and never snitch on his boss. The boss (usually much older ) would usually bail the goon out of prison if he should be caught on a job. The boss keeps himself as far away from the "prosecutable action" as possible (see young joc's ref to this when he says "keep my hands clean cause I never touch dope" ). For this purpose of taking the fall, goons are usually preferred to be younger and are often under 18 (to avoid having to be charged/serve time as an adult if caught). Another purpose other than deals is carrying out hits - the goon will never admit who he works for - this helps so that if he is suspected for a murder, it's hard to prove because there is no motive. In a gang organization (fyi gangs are organizations for organized crime just like the mophia, they just don't get that same dark honor for... some reason). This is what is being referred to in Plies's song when he says "born a real nigga, but I'mma die a goon".
And by lil wayne in "A mille" when he says, "I go by them goon rules: if you can't beat'm then you drop'm". FYI Plies, lil wayne, bird man, and gucci man are all Bloods (see lil wayne's verse in shory lo's "they know" remix when he says, "Su-Wu gang, and if you aint wit it then you in the food chain.." (su-wu is a term for blood gang members).
Example:
I'm a real goon - I'll die for my boss and die before I snitch.


goon
the cheapest possible cask wine.
Example:


goon
Very cheap australian wine bought in a cardboard box. once contents have been emptied the goon bag can be blown up and used as a pillow, known as a gillow. Many phrases are associated with goon such as:
Example:
Mate I gooned it hard last night
thats some good ganter (banter while on goon)
youve got a serious case of the goons (your wasted on goon)


goon
Members of the Something Awful Forums. They were named this after repeated verbal attacks on a website caused the owner to complain to Something Awful owner Lowtax about him and his "goons."

Goons have neckbeards, no real-life social skills, a tendency for whining about dumb superficial crap, and a knack for shutting down anyone who has anything worth making fun of. They're known for their sarcastic and elitist tendencies, though many on the internet find them hilarious.

Usually proud members of such Forums as GBS, BYOB, FYAD, or ADTRW, goons patrol the Awful Forums attempting to type funny jokes while their fingers slip off the keyboard due to Cheetos grease.

Goons spew overused catchphrases like "Do you have stairs in your house?" or "All your base are belong to us," though they are also responsible for founding and popularizing various internet memes, web sites, and trends.

There are many varieties of goon, depending on the particular forums they frequent at SA. GBS goons are often sarcastic and clever, while FYAD goons are elitist and abstract, BYOB goons are laid-back and random, CC goons are artistic and very critical, and ADTRW goons are anime-obsessed.
Example:
Goon1: That reminds me of a BYOB thread a few days ago.
Goon2: OMG ur a goon 2?
Goon1: Wow yeah do you have stairs in your base belong to us?

Goons: Why do I have to pay 10bux to get into these forums? If it costs me an entire week's allowance, than I don't want to be a goon.


goon
the party starter, fruity soft white that tickles the palette...almost certain to get u fucked up-this cheap 'grape juice' was put on this earth for one to enjoy....
uugh uugh uugh uugh.
Comes in various flavaz, although fruity lexia is the taste of choice!
An aquired taste, that one must devour!
Example:
"Thats some sweet ass goon, son"
"Here, hit dat goon, chief!"
"Fuck thats a fine drop of goon"
"Goon, the other other white wine"


goon
1. A thug
2. An ice hockey player with no useful skills other than to try and kill people. Typically a horrible puck handler and skater.
3. An ugly (either aesthetically or personality wise) guy who is with a much hotter girl that he doesn't deserve.
Example:
3. "Hey, check out that girl. Why the hell is she with that goon??"
"Must be her retarded brother."


goon
A tough hired by a company to intimidate union members or strikers; a member of a "goon squad" or private corporately paid guards.

Also any hired thug used for purposes of intimidation.
Example:
"You had better stop making trouble or I'll send my goons after you.


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