grammar

Something that people on the internet are incapable of learning.



grammar

by Severian_ on Nov 23, 2006 21:09:24

1. a universally accepted form of writing or speaking that appropriately conveys a person's thoughts so that others may understand it.

2. a dying art.

3. not something that is readily experienced while surfing the Internet.

4. something that 99% of people in the world have no concept of.

5. a form of writing or speaking which is hard to learn and hence is ignored by the general populous.

6. a knowledge which is deeply rewarding, although not deemed important or crucial by small people.
Example:
'They're dog ways alot.' - bad grammar


grammar

by Zalis on Aug 18, 2004 08:48:51

Something that has not been adequately defined by some other definitions; refers to the rules used to combine words together in order to form meaning within a given language.

"i don liek u becoz u suck"==grammatically correct, despite spelling shortcuts and the lack of capitalization/punctuation. These are mechanical/technical errors.

"She go to house red last Saturday."==despite perfect mechanics, this is not grammatically correct, due to a tense mismatch (needs to be past tense, verb misinflection (should be "she goes"), missing article ("the" or "a"), and adjective-noun word order reversal.
Example:
Bad grammare n spelung aint not impotrent in a essay.


grammar

by Elizabeth Grey on Jul 11, 2016 09:09:48

One of the most important language tools available. It is largely ignored by those too moronic to use it properly.
Example:
GRAMMAR

Wrong: There not feeling good cause Stacy and me didnt come.

Right: They're not feeling good because Stacy and I didn't come.


grammar

by Mr.Grammar on Oct 13, 2003 05:47:26

Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard.
Example:
Me: Please, stop embarassing yourself.
Random Person On-line: u stukc uop basterd


grammar

by dattdso on Jan 02, 2011 01:53:50

(1) To a linguist, grammar is the structure of a language (as opposed to its lexicon, its words). Contrary to popular opinion, grammar is not something enforced by language academies, but it exists necessarily in all languages.

(2) To a non-linguist, grammar usually refers to various pre-scientific notions of "correct" usage.
Example:
Chinese grammar is very different from English.


grammar

by Smythe on Aug 11, 2005 17:26:55

Something that should be learnt properly before being allowed access to word definitions on Urban Dictionary. I'm sick of misused punctuation, missing capital letters and lazy spelling. If I had a red pen right now...
Example:
"Lyk do u giez no how 2 punktooate coz mie teecher says i suk @ it"
"Get out."


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