grandmother

any kindly, sweet old woman who will happily boost your self-esteem and write you letters and love you. tends to know lots of neat old songs and obscure, off-color jokes. generally much cooler and less scary than one's actual mother.



Grandmothered In
Used to describe the phenomenon where a middle aged or older man continues to stay with his wife despite the fact that if he were single, he wouldn’t give a second look to women his wife’s age. From the wife’s perspective, she has effectively become grandmothered in.
Example:
“I should have never left him. Sure he wasn't perfect, but now I’m stuck dating these viejos. I didn’t realize that I was grandmothered in.”


Hubert's Grandmother
The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.
Example:
Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.


praying grandmothers
your grandmothers prayer protecting you
Example:
“i got praying grandmothers for niggas who hate


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