gratuitous
Gratuitous means to be given something, or to receive something, without
payment or
obligation.It can also mean an action carried out or executed without cause, or an
unjustified action.It is also used in Law, where something is made or given, without receiving any value in return, as in a 'gratuitous agreement'.
Gratuitism
by Lajksdgbiu on Apr 08, 2009 13:40:05
n.
Discrimination or prejudice based on the
empirical probability of a waiter, server, or
pizza guy being
stiffed (not tipped) by someone from a specific group of people.
Example:
Billy Bob:"Aww man, I just got a ANOTHER table of Canadians!"
Joan:"Thats boarderline
gratuitism, Bob!"
Billy Bob:"Do you work for tips?"
Joan:"No-"
Billy Bob:"Then STFU."
gratuitive
by Wizard-of-Aaahhs on Nov 20, 2013 19:21:55
An action or courtesy which one feels they are
obligated to give to another but privately their heart isn't in it... A false act of kindness... A socially accepted act of
ostentatious phoniness.
Example:
Jane is grossly overweight. I am a
petite size and very
chic. She is
a friend of mine but because of her size I think myself better than her. But I do NOT treat her as less than me even though I think she is. My treatment of her as an equal is strictly 'gratuitive'.
gratuitous violence
by Kung-Fu Jesus on Apr 18, 2004 02:33:33
gratuitous sequelitis
by Hollywood Sucks on Oct 24, 2006 04:12:52
A disease capable only of infecting Hollywood movie producers. Symptoms include uncontrollable greed and a complete lack of creativity. Once the illness has taken hold, the producer will eventually unload a
steaming pile of crap which he will then
box up and label with the name of a successful movie plus the number "2" after it. The load of crap will be then be sold to the idiot audience, who gladly forks over money to
take a peek at what's in the box, based solely on the name on the label.
In extreme cases, gratuitous sequelitis has been known to create many such boxes of turds, with sequential sequel numbers reaching into the double digits.
Example:
Did you see
Highlander 2? That was the most
amazingly horrible
movie ever made. What a case of gratuitous sequelitis!
gratuitous profanity
by Kung-Fu Jesus on Apr 18, 2004 02:41:28
Example:
Eminem does not execute gratuitous profanity, but it does seem as though he was trying too hard to sound cool on his first two albums. Now he's established a reputation, he's making really
shitty music without as much swearing, so he can show that without all the
badmouthing, he really does
sux0r my bizalls.
gratuitous violence
by onasphere on Aug 16, 2009 14:26:32
Example:
"
Lunch went well, except for
the decision on how much to
tip, which erupted into gratuitous violence."
Gratuitous Sexy Time
by TheUrbaNinjah on Jan 12, 2014 11:22:59
Example:
Guy-"So did you get any sleep last night?"
Other guy-" No, my
roommate was having Gratuitous Sexy Time with his girlfriend. It was so loud that the police came and told them to
keep it down."
Guy-"Damn,
that sucks."
Gratuitous Jesus Dropper
by Slingblade on Aug 29, 2014 01:15:57
One who subtly inserts religious
themes in a business
metting in an effort to gain unearned trust or respect. Often you will see this behavior in those who end their message with "
Have a blessed day."
Example:
Enough with
Terence being a Gratuitous Jesus Dropper. He proudly proclaimed he would "get to the bottom of the unethical and inappropriate actions of his team" before stating he "had to leave the meeting early to teach his child's
CCD class". We know he has no intention of unearthing the violations of his team members, but subconsciously suggested he will do the right thing as a "
Man of God."
gratuitous sex scene
by Kung-Fu Jesus on Apr 18, 2004 02:36:24
In a movie or
videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of
being there, in a
vain attempt to make the rest of the movie or game look cooler.
Example:
The "gratuitous sex scene" in
wayne's world never actually contained any sex. It just said gratuitous sex scene at the bottom and
Mike Myers giving a
thumbs up (her vagina)