gremlin

someone who doesn’t take a joke



gremlin
Gremlin - (noun)
1. A malfunction or cause of error, blamed on a mischievous gnome.

gremlin - (proper noun)
1. Those scary ass guys from the movie 'Gremlins'. They are about 1ft in height. If they get wet, more gremlins emerge from their back. If they are feed after midnight, they turn evil. The most famous gremlin is Gizmo. They look a lot like furbys.
Example:
1. My airplane crashed, must have been those gremlins.
2. Gizmo is the cutest gremlin I have ever seen


gremlin
A short acne covered child with a large head and odd straggles of facial hair on his chin. This particular species is not welcomed amongst the human race but remains with them for no particular reason. Often bragging about there abilities to smoke weed and have very little friends. They usually hide in places such as under beds or in you closet.

Be warned ladies these creatures will attempt to flirt with you. Avoid eye contact and touching any part of the body
Example:
gremlins gremlins gremlins we dont have any gremlins in this class


gremlin
(1) A mythical little craeture
which were the scourge to pilots in World War II.
(2) A popular car made by AMC Motors back in the 1970's.
Example:
(1) A cartoon starring Bugs Bunny had him at odds with a Gremlin who wanted to sabatoge a bomber plane.

(2) Man! You're STILL driving that gremlin?


gremlin
A girl or guy that seems perfect (warm, cuddly), but has a dark side (cold, scaly) lurking underneath. This dark side may come out during drinking sessions (i.e. "fed after midnight") or at unpredictable times.

A gremlin is extremely dangerous because friends may see him/her as great, but behind closed doors s/he turns into a monster, leaving you defenseless and alone against their manipulative power. Dating a gremlin is a very, very dangerous thing with long-term consequences. However, sleeping with a gremlin can be a very enjoyable experience.
Example:
Roommate: "Why would you ever break up with that girl Kaylee? She was great!"

Gremlin's ex: "She was total gremlin. While we were dating, she sprayed pepper spray at me, made a pass on my best friend, punched me in the face, and even fucked a freshman!"

Roommate:"Really? Holy shit! She even made us all brownies! You should have said something. Fucking gremlin..."


gremlin
1. A person who is deceitful.
2. Likes to talk as if s/he knows a lot but always gives the wrong information.
3. Very sneaky in nature who usually appears and vashines when you don't expect it.
Example:
Keith: Where's that gremlin? He's suppose to give you guys a ride.
Andy: I don't know, he's probably off eating some chipmunk food.
Keith: Ohh that gremlin!


gremlin
A partially-consumed alcoholic beverage, usually a beer, that has been allowed to sit out and go warm and flat overnight and is thus wasted.
Example:
Dude, you better finish that beer...don't be leaving a gremlin!


gremlin
Gremlin is a furry critter. Upon the mistake of trusting them they can turn sides and kill you. in 1800 there was a famous gremlin named erin that killed over 10000 people. today she is now best friends with the grim reaper. and can kill you at anytime...
Example:
"don't go near that gremlin she will kill you..."


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