gridlock

v.The feminized cock block (a.k.a. Blocking the Box). The origin of this term comes from city traffic signs ("Don't Block the Box") in order to alleviate rush hour traffic conditions where cars are stopped in the middle of an intersection. In these situations, blocking the box inevitably results in gridlock.



gridlock
to put a halt to a woman's attempts to hook up

similar words: gridlocked, block the box, blocking the box,cock block
Example:
"Shit, i've got to gridlock my friend. She must be wearing beer goggles because she's hitting on the ugliest person in the bar."


Gridlock
When a person is incapable of removing themselves from the grid due to an attachment to their phone, computer, or job either by choice, addiction, or priorities.
Example:
I wanted to go camping this weekend, but I'm totally gridlocked.


Gridlock
A tactical ploy carried out in emergency situations when a team is narrowly losing. Occurs when Gridlock is summoned to the field to undertake a special play and win the match. Usually occurs with only seconds remaining.
Example:
Player: "Coach, there are only 5 seconds left and we are down by a goal."

Coach: "Get Gridlock out there, he will kick it from fifty."


Gridlock
1. A complete lack of movement or progress resulting in a backup or stagnation: “the political gridlock that prevented... the President and Congress from moving expeditiously to cut the budget” (Robert D. Hormats).

2. A malaprop coined by a particularly inbred country yokel whom is currently leading a startup software company.
Example:
"Bitch, go home and tend to your nappy-lookin gridlocks."


Gridlock
The greatest music project in existence (and likely ever). Founded by Mike Wells and Mike Cadoo, their mix of ambient, glitch and industrial changed the face of electronic music (especially industrial, with little credit).
Example:
wow, that music was the most moving thing i have EVER heard, who did you say that was again? Gridlock, aye? wow. i am awestruck.


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