This is similar to the move in the Mario
Brother’s games and can be preformed by either a woman or a man. If a woman is performing, she jumps from a perched
location and tries to land her cooch right on the man’s wang. If the man is performing, he attempts to achieve a hole in one
in the woman’s snatch. Failure to penetrate = unimaginable pain and possibly an ER visit.
Tyrant: Yo big easy
, why didn’t you come golfing yesterday?
: Dawg, my dick is broken. I attempted a Ground Pound on my wife, and I totally missed. My dick ran right into the ground, and now it’s more purple than a rotten eggplant.
Tyrant: Just rub some neosporin
on it and you should be fine.