guilt

An unfortunate side affect that results from being overly exposed to morality.



guilt
to feel the secret little man screaming and scraping your inside stomach to let u know you have done wrong and will continue to do so till error that has been done is no more
Example:
I set my house on fire i felt guilty for doing so i apologized to Grandmother and felt better


guilt
judaism's greatest weapon; often used by jewish mothers; often ruins your plans for the night or sometimes, in extreeme cases, your whole weekend. Uses mostly reverse physcology.
Example:
Mother: David can you run down to Epstein's and get me a roast beef on rye, with russian dressing?
David: No mom, I'm supposed to meet the guys in 10 minutes.
Mother: Ok...I'll remember that.
David: Well I mean, if you realy want me to go I guess-
Mother: No, forget it... go out..leave me here.
David: (sighs) Did you say you wanted russian dressing?


guilt
(tr. verb) - The act of trying to manipulate someone by making them feel guilty. Note that this is a transitive verb, so that if John guilts Mary, then John is making Mary feel guilty.

Another variation on this is "to guilt (someone) into (something)".
Example:
Chris: Could you go pick up a 12-pack of beer?
Mike: Aw man, I'm too drunk to go. Kevin's coming over soon. Call him.
Chris: Well, OK, I guess I can wait. I'm cooking dinner for us after all, so I probably shouldn't drink any more right now.
Mike: Chris, come on --
Chris: So how's your job? You know, the one that you love and never would have gotten if I didn't send your resume to my friend Alice?
Mike: All right, all right, I'll go. Geez! You don't have to guilt me!

Jake: Goddamn it, I gotta go shoe shopping with my girlfriend. I promised I'd buy her a pair of Pradas.
Dan: Pradas? What the fuck is that?
Jake: Expensive-ass shoes.
Dan: What are you doing that for?
Jake: Eh, she guilted me into it because I forgot her birthday.
Dan: Sucker!


guilt
Something that people try to put on your shoulders if you try to make a decent living. This is often pushed on by a WD, scum, crackwhore, socialist, or IRS.
Example:
"My wife brought home a case of guilt for making to much money."

"She gave money to a crackwhore because she a had case of the guilt."


The Guilts
This is one of the worst feelings in the world and it arises for no reason whatsoever. It can be described as a powerful feeling of regret and anxiety all in one. The guilts often occur the night after excessive drinking or if you get insulted by stupid people about doing something that seems stupid at the time.
Example:
Conor: "Aw boy, got a complete dose of the guilts from last night";

Emmet: "Why, were you drinking much?";

Conor: "Na not even, had a bad dream about stealing money so I could get home and I'm absolutely riddled with them (the guilts)"


guilting
the act of making somebody feel guilty
Example:
Joseph: I still can't believe you broke my parents portrait!
Luke: I'm sorry, it was an accident. I didn't mean to...
Joseph: It was really expensive!
Luke: Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I wont do it again.
Joseph: I know you're sorry and you wont do it again, but you still broke it!
Luke: Stop guilting me!


Guilt
A useless yet very common emotion that plagues people and can make them go crazy. Guilt is so useless because after you have done the deed there is no changing it. Therefore there is no reason to fel bad it is counter productive and pointless. You catching my drift?
Example:
Person 1- Shit i just killed a raccoon with my car. The guilt is killing me! i can't sleep, eat, Bath! omg my hair is falling out!

Person 2- Why so guilty it was an accident suck it up. It's already dead it's corps is rotting and its spirit is in vermine heavan. suck it up.

Person 1- Fuck you.


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